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SPORTS Wayward Women Whip Terriers, 49-0 Joe Jockstrap on defense where they were they recruited girls from The Despite losing to their arch lead by team captain Olga Soviet Union and East Ger- rival Hopkins last Saturday, Beastowoman. The 6'5, 295 many, many of whom were the WMC football team ended pound linebacker from Minsk, here without visas, and totaly their season on a even more USSR, recorded 25 tackles outsized us." depressing note losing to the and three fumble recoveries. The Canine coach was Wayward College for Women "We were helpless against quick to defend her teams 49-0, on a nationally televised her," exclaimed an exhausted players by saying, "Everyone game last Monday. Terrier offensive lineman. of those girls accused of The Terrors were never in "She's so big and powerful, being here illegally has been the game to begin with as she just pushes anybody who cleared by immigration and is Canines ran the opening kick- gets in her way to the side." here on a student transfer off back 99 yards for a touch- However, Olga was only swap with Moscow University. down, and never had any one player on a team of stars Their here for academic pur- opposition the rest of the that amassed 700 yards total poses, and football is second- game as they ran all over the offense, and kept WMC to 47 ary." helpless Terriers. total yards. The coach of the But, six of the WCW players This marked the first loss by Terriers was quick to point the are considered future pro WMC to WGW- in the 45 years finger at WCW for blatant prospects .. They include that the two teams have been recruiting violations. He said, Nadia Easylay, a quarterback competing with each other "For the past 45 years we've who may be back on the hill Photo by Steve Bailey The Canines dominated beaten them pretty solidly, next summer if the Colts draft Wayward Woman sac,," Terrier bad every category, but espeically but on fair terms. This year her as rumored. sports Editor signs Multi Million Dollar NHLContract Bob Orr that will put them at the top of franchises shuned in horror. do was contain Gretzky and Block would not agree to sign For Sports Editor, Philip the hockey world for years to One of those teams that may we won the game. But, now released a statement that Block, the last edition of the come. As one fan put it, "We be most effected by the Ed- we have 10 stop Wayne and said, "We were really hoping Bird will not have a great used to think we had a very monton signing was the New Philip, and they may be too to acquire the local hero be- impact. The freshman editor good team, but now I think York Islanders, who are seek- much for our defensemen to cause we really wanted to had just announced his reslq- we have a great team." ing their fifth straight Stanley handle." gain new interest in this nation from the paper for the Philip will be joining the Cup. Their general manger In Washington the Capitals, area." rest of the year because he is Gretsky-Messfer line, which is was quoted as saying, "In the who were hoping to make a planning to leave WMC this already the highest scoring finals last year all we had to trade with the Oilers when coming Thanksgiving break. combo in the history of the But, Philip does have a big NHL. Block, however, is very future ahead of him because qualified for the position. In he just signed a five year high school Philip led his contract with the NHL Edmon~ teams to four straight champ]- ton Oilers. The Oilers picked onships scoring an average Philip as their number one 62 goals and 72 assists in a choice in the 1983 amateur 30 game a year schedule. draft. After almost seven Block's old high school, Boys' months of negotiations, the Latin, broke a MSA record by Oilers and Phil agreed on a winning 120 straight games, one million doHar l contract, and a fifty thousand and never losing a playoff five year, - game. Nationally, he was rec- dollar bonus for each goal he ognized as the MVP in three scores in the playoffs. straight National Champion- "We had some doubts if we ships in which he and his would be able to sign him, . leamates crushed their cppo- but his agent Ron Doflarman nents and skated off with the finally gave us a proposal undisputed national number which we felt was fair, so we one ranking. agreed to lt," said Edmonton Blocks former coach, Butch coach Glen Sather. Maisel, said, "He was the In the city of Edmonton greatest player we ever had. hockey fans were rejoicing no one will ever be able to because they feel that the replace him on our squad in i of Block is the final scoring, or leadership ability." to the I Across the league other Is no Joke "On Nov.l7th, adopt a friend who smokes:' Helpafriendgetthrough thedaywithouta Cigarette 'Unitui c/lt(e.at rJ'ackinfj Theymightjustquit forever.Andthat's important.Becausegood "Oustomers Come First" friendsarehardtofind. Andeventoughertolose THE GREAT AMERICAN SMOKEOUT Satisfaction Guaranteed <;AlIllERICAN CANCER SOCETY' 669-MEAT