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Scrimshaw Page 7 _M"k!!'~Ztime! Are you nor~'dly or ,,"normally warped1 Hey, gang! Have you ever wondered about what you're really like-how your personality ex- presses itself-where you stand" Many young people your age are asking themselves-, the same question, but they're searching for the answers all wrong! As any WMC student can clearly tell you (especially after two or three years here), the most important measure of self-appraisement is not what you think of yourself, out what o!hers think of you! "First impressions are im- portant," said the late Amy Vanderbilt. And what greater first impression can your fellow students see of you than what they-- see as they enter your dorm~ Think of it! While dozens of dozens of misguided, stupid, and Probably socially destructive individuals are- wasting their time, money, and meagre minds on est, TM, and the Reverend Moon.to find the answer- -you can take this simple, easy-to-- understand quiz to determine what you are, both as a person and a WMC_student, based upon what you keep in your room! As soon as you finish, you'll know for sure all the answers to whether YOU are a well-adjusted, typical, normal WMC-er who would make a good photo copy in the Student Hand- book-cor a warped, deranged, ~cious creature of the swamps! Briefs Officials in Salt Lake City, where Rep. Allan Howe was arrested last summer by poliFewomen posing as hookers, are considering a ban against the Use of sex decoys. The action came after· Health Director Harry Gibbons proposed a plan that would allow the city pound to use female dogs in heat to attract male strays. The earth's first landing field for UFOs has been opened in Ares, France because, as one airport official stated, "the reason that flying saucers have never landed is because there are no airports for them." The UFO port, which f~atu~e:> a. landing strip and directional lights, will be open 24- hours a day and promises a bonus to the first UFO that lands, making It exempt from paying the normal French landing fees.