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The Old Mug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. PAGE THREE WHITE ELEPHANT RETIRES SPILLOVERS WHITE ELEPHANT RETIRES Pick 'Em Out Gives Way To New Deal's Knock. pany, you know," out Blow Plans Love Nest For Two "When I told him that I wanted t.o QUITS RING RACKET be his itsie bitsie wifiu," the sweet t.hing giggled, "he laughed in my T'he White Elephant Retires! race. But I knew all the time he W1.1S Gloom spread over the camp of the laughing with teal'S in his eyes." Great Orgiastic Pest at his an- "This year," she whispered confi- nouncement that he would no more dentially, "like the Canadian Mount- represent himself in the realm of po- ies, I'm out to get Illy man." litical fisticuffs, He has fought his last fight and has succumbed to the flying fists of the Democratic Mule. the floor. Laden with a dynamite kick com- Why anyone should begin in Earn- posed of bandy campaign speeches est of all places to look for an ele- and using R set of brass knuckles phant is more than we can under-I made from a new alloy called New stand. Anyway the ex-champ is re- Deal, Dem. Mule overcame the We I tiring. Long live the Champ, world's political champion in their re- recommend Ftsks. cent engagement in Madison Square Garden, New York. Somehow it didn't seem fair. sled-so was my head. But r got the But the white Elephant has packed picture. his trunk. He has hung up his trunks And there it is ill the paper. So for the last time, Now we expect he you all call see just what happened. will die a lingering death, for Ripley Of course, the blood wouldn't photo- Above we see a familial' picture of I wistful look on his face. To think- tells us that no elephant can live graph, so you won't get the thrill that our retiring champion, the Great his last time in the l·ing. Gees, look without his trunk. So the search has I did n-om it. But use YOU1'imagina- White Elephant as he donned his at the teeth on that mule. Ain't he begun in earnest (wherever that is) tion. That's what I did. trunk fOI" the last time, Notice the I got a winning smile? for a new White Elephant to take lip where the old champion left oif---on SPORT SANDWICH -dna <1I{:j. 'AU.l:j.S"Il"nOll pua[ .10I paUrQ·q sexo .l!inn lo.lq S1'I"\ U"Il"2.3oqo'l P[PU;Jlds U! are sauA"Il"cI puu ,tas.I:ll")I lq2llU spaca aql 'saeep 'sdals .moA 3!!.L -par IIU selt\ h\OUS R\{1. ·a.1aqlt\A,1a lj'loq l1nn sq.todar UI;)~aalj:J 1{:!ll"0:J 110'l1'rM, -eauep asruu s'l:lnq at{i Hll -aa pooJa ·'1II.l1!Spuuax II sa,.....'I! 'qO 'asnolj Pray It\;J1I .lat]ll-s'l:lnq alj'l i:lalo.ld qsnur aA\ ('l! esn o. ppp"Il"q lsnf I pua-e-quaaur alj'l Ul pnoD S'IU!A\. AlapP!.L aillp-o'l 's,lapual ~U!.l atj1 ern ssulO ;(01ua8 l"lt4'1 l'R4M. pau.tasq '1snf I) iP<>lu1 -dnMau"ll" JO 1I0\Wll"lt1s1Q"\{'I.loI pasn ;)4'1 JO [qa!H pUll" JaA:u.11S 'qnlJ lUllI[ -]du:!ap a.laM spuaH i!l0 1M a.1alt\ aq m,\\ 'Isal"O;) <1l11JO spa;ll:!o.ld alj.L IJ J'lU!ZIUUJ'l.IO.10J '100J uo a.le SU"eld S\I[,IU pun s2a'I ·a.lat{M.\.HMa .Mau ·s.lad"ll"ld s'lU!A\. Alapp!J, a'IU~all0;).' 'uado S! \lOS1las -ue:! Oll\l al.H ;ue sauA"Il"d auo-u!-a!OH all+ Il\OIl pllV 'II!H a.lfano:J 10 SPlay pu~ .tasAIl)l ~U!):l ·S.101l01.l reuoq aljl W"RO.l'1"1l"lj'l,ump JO sapads aluUl -eu .10J saplPlpuU;) 211!s!Ulo.td ~som s:1! tlljl JO \I!u'I;laJ ."!OJa~lm.l al{l .sU!na.3 JO OMl .talua J[;)S~1IT!M pUUI".l"ll"LI!u.10 lIaaq .3uol altu\{ ;uaq xas .quI aljJ. -".jsa.M_'UIn!seUlUA{) J'lu!l~U!X ul a.1al.l ·.cIO[;! Sl! U! .tuaA dU;lI'1--9!1Gr 'Iq~!.t plIU-e:l!.lalul' JO dft!suo!citIllHl.O S! iI 'uado S! s'I:lnq JOJ uosllas aljJ. S'lU!A\. AlapPIJ, a~1l111aIlO:l.1aluI \Hn '\\'nuaq'l ,wI 'puRIA.rUN U.la :"lfl."Il"ljspoo:J pu"ltIA,It!W II.talSaA\ -~saA\ .IOJ RNp ulu)'!" U S! lIiO.I.lOtu0J, SaA!llllUaSa.ldaH 'W '.a\_ ".IV S3UAl!d pUll J3S,(UX Noms )IJOII N3dO HO~ 11IH m110J SNO~110 Sa~-OJ 'W 'M NO mdWOJ 01 SdWVHJnvmnOJ SN3dO NOSV3S ~NLLNnH SlN3afliS 00 OS S)lNIM AnOOII S3m MONS HlIHH SdIHSNOIdWVH8