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PAGE TWO The Old Mug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. Cupid Defies Academic Lure COl 'lei Calitomia, Here We Come! Sunny Skies Beckon Lovers Official student newspaper of western Maryland College, published on Thurs- day, semi-monthly during October, November, February, March, April, May, and monthly during September, December, and January, by the students of western Maryland College, Westminster, Maryland. Entered as second-class "Oh, young Locbinvar- has come matter at the Weatrninster Post Office, under the Act of March 3, 1879. out of the West-through all West- SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $1.00 A YEAR ern Maryland he's found her the best." 1935 Member 1936 This is the tale of Pretty I'lssocialed GJUe5iale Press Jovial Jim who thumbed their Peg and noses Old Mug Staff Assorted Nuts (For intelligent people and others in- at' ice and snow and decided to sub- wedding bells for sleigh bells. stitute terested in psychology). Little Dan is coming around next Some Modest Proposals Experiment in News-interpretation Thursday to finish his job and g-ive his blessing. from "Swift" Coeds Control Group Oatrronue think heading a for charming sunny We all presages WOULD', "m-angement." Peg and Jim, the Old Mug empties YOU LIKE (In Normal State) to your happiness! (Aha, ladies and A PET Snow drifts high in westminster gentlemen, we fooled you. It was and 011 College Hill. all the tirne.} (J'runge juice One Beer College Hill drifts in Westminster. (To Pet?) Mr. Max neer, wait fal' your duckiest man till then, Two Beers New York, N. Y. I'll meet you at the altar-(when the Maxie dear, pussywillow whispers to the catnip, She drifts on College Hill. You've knocked my heart out for I'll whisper sweet nothings to vcu.) the count of ten. Your cauliflower Your own, ears are an appetizer to love. Your JOE. caresses fit like a glove. Slip me II Three Beers ring, big boy, and we'll make our life Mr. Richard Powell, one perpetual round. Hollywood, Cal. Your Dickie Deer. ·P"l):l·lp BELLE. Will you be my Shipmate Forever? "\IS qnq-c-eoua ae a.md S'CIII "4.S SCOTCH? Hoot I'd just adore hearing your voice Belle darling, crooning in the bathtub chasing those Tho' I think I'd put some punch in Lifebuoy blues away. mon, I'm comin' your life, I'll leave you mit your I'd say "westminster Farewell" Four Beers solitude. I'll do some fast-footwork for you. when I see you coming. But here's Love, Blottol! through the RYE! luck in your matrimonial sock. ANGELA. Yours, Dear Angela, 1'I1AXlE. I'm aheaedy tied up. But Don't CRAZY P.S. But if you have a quarter, Give up the Ship. You ought to be RHYTHM I'll meet you in the grille tOI1101'row able to find somebody else who'd Like morning for a snappy round of toast. to Take Orders From You. Here's hoping! GIN AND BITTERS Irwin, J,-Mot!itz. Mr. Joseph Penner, DICK. Hollywood, Cal. It seems that D01'is Phillips and Enfield-Lytton. Dearest Joe, Mr. Groucho Marx, Georgia Dixon fooled somebody last Gunn-c-Beujamin. I just think you're the duckiest Hollywood, Cal. Thursday "Home, Sweet Home" Jacobson-Mcheski. thing. With your gorgeous smile Greetings Groucho, can be a convenient song. Myers, L.-Cline. and your virile voice, you're the Guess what? You're my secret pas- Or perhaps some Colonial. tune answer to my maidenly prayer. sion (if the Old Mug can keep it se- would be better? Long, T.-Gri~s. Please, Joe, can't I waddle along with cret). But there's one thing I've al- Pidgte-Widgie-c-Westerville. you~ ways wondered about you-do you The following ad has been Blushingly, Lux your undies? I do. around: A Coy Co-ed-, Soft-soapingly, THE LONELY ITEAR'fS CLUB HANGOVER VIOLET. EMMY Lou. Emmy Lou- Dates Secured Who was that Junior d011Il coed Violet darling, Press of business forces me to keep For a Nominal Fee seen at the Armory Saturday llight? I hate to disillusion you, but the Mum. Harpe, my silent partner, Apply ·What were you doing, Strasbaugh, stern voice of duty beckons. Yon answers all my' fan-mail. His letter BIEHL AND STRAYER signing off in the hall book? wrtte that you think I'm "the duck- follows: (Business Address) Levine Hall Looks like "Murph" goes in for iest man", but Violet, T blush to con- Consultat.iona by appointment uniforms in a big way. Or is she fess, I'm just a quack! I am not the just a gold-digger? Romeo r appear to be 011 the screen, (Nothing like getting advice from Nice going, Howie---check, double- for my contr-act forces me to stay a (Signed by Harpe) people who don't know ... ). check and Tomichek . bachelor till I'm fifty. If you IVanna X (his mark). Where did Billy Mather get that. From all appearances Avid Allen BLACKwellshiner-s will never have to join the Lonelv- Now "Whitey", what's alJ this Hearts Club. His motto seems to be about not having a sponsor for the "Absence makes the heart grow fond- yearbook? er for somebody else. Whiteford says she'd like to meet And now what's up? We're won- the "army." Why don't you show dering what our lieutenant-colonel is up, Mr. X.~ going to do for a sponsor since . \V as that Pugh the other night well, girls, step right up "Seeing Nellie Home?" Remember, member it's Leap Year. girls this is leap year, and oppor- tunity knocks but Wuntz .. It's reported that Dr. Henderson, CHASERS the noted explorer, will give a lecture Hancock-Sherman. this week 011 his recent travels. Par- Riley, B.-Wilson. don his Southern accent, girls. football It looks like the freshman Karow-Fowble. men were getting down to Bare "The Magni6cent Obession" Clemson-Lanassa. Facts .