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Page 6 Scrimshaw Thursday, March 11, 1976 Reprinted from Pages from the Past back issues of Compiled by the Gold Bug. Mark Katz These rules and words of advice any possible information, but their share. Your father is paying for it, most essential one for every attractive to extend the little finger have been carefully formulated for first consideration should be for and therefore you are entitled to it. student of W.M.C. to read is "The of the hand which you have em- the young ladies and apply to the those who are its source. If anyone Never reach across the table as Life of John Weslev." ployed for the act (we have already most specific details of college life. has such poor breeding as to pass this results in a necessity for a noticed the beauty of this in our In their very minuteness lies half you a note in class, take it but do stretching motion of the limbs. SUPPER own dining hall). If you happen to of their value, for these tiny items not read it. Be woman enough to Also, never allow your eyes to Supper should be served early so be left-handed, extend the fourth of our lives --- some of which are inform that student of his error stray to those greedy ones who help that the young ladies may receive finger. This aids in balancing the scarce worth recall --- are the after class. Another matter themselves too literally. Look well the proper amount of rest. Before pitcher. Try it and see for your- mainsprings of our existence. commands attention. It is in unto yourself before throwing any leaving her room, the student selves. regard to students leaving classes. stones. smooth her see UPON RISING It is agreed that fainting or should the sash of her hair white and voile RETIRING that The decreed hour is anywhere weariness is ladylike. But although ON THE CAMPUS dress (the proper thing to wear) is Ten o'clock-Is the latest for a from six to six-fifteen, this left to ladylike, they have their place. If alone, take care to escape the nicely adjusted. Once again, show student to retire. Of a truth, we the discretion of the student. Thus notice of any members of the op- no selfishness at the table. En- have lights until ten-thirty but the student will have ample time to AT LUNCHEON posite sex. Trees are a good refuge courage your neighbor to utilize these should be employed only in dress and engage in serious. quiet The meals should be ac- until danger of encounter is past. the last drop of coffee, even if it be extreme cases. On going to sleep, thought and contemplation before companied by tales of the morning to your own disadvantage. If you the students. thoughts stray to the breakfast. At this time, as at all classes. At the same time watch THE AFTERNOON laavetopourthewater,doexercise morrow. A new day will soon times, any loud jesting or so-called your manners. In extracting a The afternoon is a time of true extreme caution, not holding the begin. To herself she thinks: horse-play is gross. portion of the butter, see to it that profit and enjoyment after pitcher at too great distance from "Hark, here is dawning another you do not cvercatculate your due. classes. At this time, the student the table as that looks awkward new day, Think! wilt thou let it slip AT BREAKFAST Atthesametime,takeyourproper mayworthilymakeuseofbookS.A and endangers the damask. It is useless away?"-{l'IIarch 22, 1928) a.J!~te~n~~('~;~fi.:,hO~: t~: ·······················O·?:?@5··~ti5.····S,··.,i"i·············Ubap-·ier··5·····················_·· ~~~di:et~~~llt: ~~=i~nC~~~~:~~ .• _..•••••..•••.•••..•• ~.c:..;;? ~ ~..!~~.~~ " . one's orange juice (on gala days Peggy just might be smarter than ner-. to get naked." This was Paul's Paul enjoyed making John cry. we have orengesn as ladies never What was Henry doing? even he--could be bent and con- terminology for "entertaining John usually started praying :~t~~u~~ ~ys~~%~~~~n~~~:~~' Probably something in- trolled by her ladies." before he cried, and Paul would try and assault your con- ~~~;~e~oe~~~!~oo~~I~~O~~d ~~: la;th~i:t~ :e!:edh:V~~t aH~~~~ ::g~;r.'\;~~~ ~r~er;o~nyg~~;g~ ~~:;et!e :~~~~l~hi~~ k~~k~~ his temporaries with fruit extract. a sick calf. But she liked it. She sired by her. He was feeling what Home'?" "You're a goddam queer, aren't AFTER BREAKFAST liked them to follow her like that. ~o:~:s~~e~a~~~nec~~i~i~;hit;;:_~ ::i~;th~~~~~ you." raOgUg:t!~ell-com~ on and cry, e th: ;~~; l~di;~~~d~e~~~t~~ be:~:\geet~~: ~~h~~=:~t~ ~~~ ~~~t ~~:~~de~7~~th~~d:~~~~ John started to tremhle. bo~~l~n:;~k~~r~; ai~ ~~P~~uiOkI~ ~::~;~i~l~ s~:~~~~"1t, t~:~:~~~~t;e~: ~~~,~he~:~th;;~i Ac!\~~~ ~::~~~rf~~t~~n ~~~o:~~~en~=~ b~~It!~~!~~~~~;~~!;~ ~o~~~; m~!~1t~!u~~~~ ~:~n a~r:~~~se to the student may converse in quiet her sometimes when he clung to fa , aren't you?" h beat John up. And he did just that. tones. A well-bred voice is the her and she looked across the dark Was she falling in love with Day ops mark of a true gentlewoman ~~o~hi:~O s~: ~::~eS:n~~~ b~h~~ Henry? continued from pg. 1, col. 5 MORNING WORSHIP secret. She was a keeper of the fire Sue representatives and one alternate together into a group. Together, The morning chapel should be that flamed between her legs. Paul Sue was going to See A Boy. This in the S.G.A. Two weeks ago a they could get to know their neigh- attended both by the students, and I knew it. Henry knew it now. The hoy, John, whom she liked because dayhop meeting was held and bors and hopefully form carpools; by their spiritual advisors, the ladiesonherfJoorknewitandwere he was so decent and sweet. Like Jesse Glass and Robert Lycett and they could be informed of teachers. This occasion is afraid of her. They jeered at her when he took her to see Nicky Krud were elected as the represen- what's happening on campus that profitable to the tender minds and behind her back but when she and he just sat there and wouldn't tatives. But only ten percent of the they felt left out of or just didn't souls of the young ladies, and rigid walked among them, they were dare put his hands on her. She liked daystudents participated in the know about. Through the latter, attention should be given. meek and trembling. And she loved that. Not like Albert at all. Albert meeting. This small turnout shows day-students can become better Whispering, slumping, giggling, it because she knew she was was the only other boy that ever that apathy exists in still another incorporated into the college and "amiable ogling" in the smarter than they were. And took her out, and he tried all kinds group on this campus. This group system. direction of the gentlemen will not ~::~i'l~eth::e ~~o~f ~~e~~m~~~ of things. For instance-pretending ~~m;!~e~Ur~~vi~~~~i~~t~h~:~~, As a full group, they could !:n~~~;:t~~il I~:':1y ~~d~~ ~~i~ ·······:::1:::········· ~~~\dth.iu~tr s::n t~i O~tg~~d~~~ From this investigation, it was present their grievances and an object of odium "Look," she sald-vwe still got half ~::;~ttth~td~~~st~:er;::;~;~a~~~ ~o~a:~~u~~ed~~~~';,!ackoe~~~~~t IN CLASSES Barber Shop :c~::~'ta{Jel\~i~:h!~rt~~ ~~ ~~~ "taken care of"satisfactorily." This the college immensely in the field s~u~e~o~ssp~~e~~~;v::t~t~: Woslm'osler Shopping Canler because they were right in the ~e:~:~~~~sifv~~~ ~~~e~~~~~n~~~ ~e~o~m~~~~t ~~l~~~m~~~~~ oonfident in your remarks and Styling, ;r;!d~~~[ ~o~~~s~~.g~:v;~~t;:~~ can't please 'em all. at least more so th2n most people :il;~r~ld~~':e:fo~~~~~~~e~fk~u: Razor Cuts, PARK. And then she had to hit him So, -at the moment, the new ~~m~~!~;'f~~ ~~o~e~~~ar:~~ deserving special attention is that ~~~u~~ th: k~~u~~i~~/~:~-Ji~: ~~::~~~~ativ~~ ar~h~ust S~~~~~ . ~~~ti~;!~~lrn ~~; :e~.c~?::l~/~~ ~~r':::-~~k!n:~0~~si:o~~~t~!!C~7~ Layer Cuts John because he was like a little r:presenting approximately a group, there could be a feeling of carefully conned sentences trailed M. Tu, W. 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