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PAGE TWO The Gold Bug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. COL ue; Thoughts and "Hazelnut" VARIETY BOOKS, PLAYS, AND LIFE at Random A REVIEW OF By "Hazel" snif, snif , boo-hoo-c-boo-o-o-we only got THE TUMULT AND THE SHOUTING the long procession linking the almost sevun dazes 'n ateen ours 'n thirtisevun By Ursula Parrott: unbelievable yesterdays to the unknow- Official student newspaper of Western Maryland College, published on Thursday 'n won quartur minutes left befor we all Longman's-Green & Co., 1933 able tomorrow. "Go on with a faith per- during the academic year by the students of Western Maryland College, Westminster, go home .... we just dunt no why "Dr. Reviewed by Laurlene Straughn haps not 'any more as explicit as faith Maryland. Entered as second-class matter at the Westminster Postoffice. Ward" makes us go bome so sune .... In her latest book Ursula Parrott gives used to be, but as serenely certain that SUBSCRIPTION PRICE $1.00 A YEAR "Hazelnut" sez he wil hait to leeve an account of changing conditions as they beyond this end lies an answer." thoze quantitative analasis laboratorys affect the love affairs of four genera- EDITORIAL STAFF 'n "Hazel" will miss Education 'n aw- tions of Roman Catholic Irtsh-Americans. Editor-in-Chief F. P. MITCHELL, '34 ful lot. '... The only weak point in the book is the WORLD REVOLUTION AND Associate Editors E. J. MAHONEY, '34, ESTHER V. RIGHTER, '34 "Sally Burtner" haz got a, habit ov RUSSIA'S ATTITUDE News Editors DOROTHY M. PAUL, '34, CARLTON BRINSFIELD, '35 tellin' sum 0\- us gurls who, she haz got a difficulty always encountered in a story Copy Editors FRANCES ELDERDICE, '3'5, C. L. WHITTINGTON, '34 of oyer two generations-that of showing By Michael T. Flomisky Sports Editors MARTHA HARRISON, '34, EUGENE WILLIS, '34 date with-sum ov the boizes almost only one phase or two of each character. Macmillan, $2-1933 swoon wen they here about it, to .... Here the emphasis is given only on that MAKE-UP STAFF "Jimie Dunn" iz going intu the pants part of the individual that has an effect Dr. F'Iorinsky, who has written several Managing Editol's ANTHONY DIKSA, '34, LORA M. OUTTEN, '34 pressin' buziness with vigor-he had a on his own love affairs or on those of books on var-ious phases of the Russian Assistant Managing Editor HERBERT STEVENS, '36 gurl sittin' on each leg the othur nite! situation, follows in this most recent Stenographer FRANCES GLYNN, '35 someone else. work the successive phases of the Soviet ... .a t last! they hav a hostess fur the The novel is divided into three sections. BUSINESS STAFF coeds;, "Austin Beal ' appointed him- attitude of world revolution as expressed Business Manager " " R. L. CAIRNES, '34 self .... The first is concerned with Michael Gairn in the main deposit of Russian precepts Advertising Manager KALE MATHIAS, '35 "Dr. Whitfield" didunt no thet W. as a struggling young doctor, and Caro- for political thought and action. Dr. Assistant Aclvertising Jianager , , EDWARD BEAUCHAMP, '35 M.'s hot chocolate wuz maid with watur line Clark, who is seriously concerned F'lorinsky knows tha t not in present reali- Circulation Manager _ CARL EVERLY, '34 oyer her integrity because she permitted ties or in diplomatic exchanges, although and not cocoa .... ' 'Lee Irwin" seams to Assistant Circula tion Managers hav "Simeon V. Markline" thinking thet Michael, a man to whom she is not for- they are significant in a way, do the OLIVE MAY BUTLER, '35 EDWARD GAULT, '36 he iz in London-e-we hurd thet he wuz mally engaged, to kiss her. The second is answers to questions regarding permanent THOMAS EVELAND, '36 ANDREW RILEY, '36 a short section which is only preliminary Soviet policy lie, but in the basic tenets HELEN WHI'rCRAFT, '34 groping hiz way about the dining rume to the third which is the longest and most laid down by Marx, Engels, and Lenin, saying "wen will this fog clear" 1.... REPORTERS heal' iz wun thet you dunt know:-If important. This section tells quite a long It is by these rules of conduct that the Laurlene Straughn, '34; Louise Needy, '34; Muriel Day, '34; Edith Forney, '35; "Bernie Kaplan." and "Ed. Hurley" 'story involving intrigue, love, sacrifice, men of power ill Moscow are bound. But Orpha Pritchard, '34. loyalties, and fidelities which draw them- they find it necessary to accommodate , wuz throwen off the top ov the Washing- Clarence Bussard, '34; James Bopst, '35; Brady Bryson, '35; Reynolds Simpson, ton Monument who wud be the furst .one selves out and become monotonous. 'I'he these principals to changing times and '36; J. W. Nichols, '35; Robert Brooks, '36; Dexter Beans, '34. whole book seems to exist for the last altered situations. It was because of tu splash on the sidewalk ~-" Kaplan" section which generalizes from the lives giHs "Hurley" the kredi t bekause he of all of its characters beliefs in certain 'I'rctsky ts refusal to depart even slightly Worthy opinion; Model management; Correct news. sez thet "Hurley" iz streemlined! .... standm'ds and tenets. These philosophies from the old tenets that forced him into exile and Stalin into power. we WANT biggur and bettur LOLY- as voiced by the different characters, POPS! . , .. "Mrs. Stover" and "Miss which proyoke in the reade'r pity, sym- In the early days of ascendant bol- as the" E D I T o R I A L nickel glass iudorse the evening"., - .. thet pathy, sometimes admiration and occasion- sheyism, popularly known of world heroic Shriner" "one IJemonAdes the period", imminence Tevolt lasts \\'uz sum fine party; everybody said thet ally skepticism, show conflict with each \"ras awaited with some degree of ex- "A Christmas Once again the battered old world of ours enters into it wuz the bestis informal dance thet haz other and form the essence of the book. pectancy, but Dr. Florinsky points out Carol" the Yule-tide season. This year, as in more recent bin Oll the hill in thc last fOT years .... Compare Elizabeth who is, in love \yith a hoI\' that attitude has been changed, and years, the peoples of the nation are facing discourag- "The Thirteenth Ohair" ",uz a grate priest, and says, "EYen if one aches to now, although the doctrine of world rcvo- one is some- ing and' disheartening times. The Christmas for the great majority of play-" Hazelnut" missed it fur a gud be, loy ed, it helps to know Shane Burke, :ution has not been a.bandoned, indefinite with needed," times just the populace will be indeed small. Perhaps it is better that we should reazon but "Hazel" saw the following postponement has been acce'pted as a say that it will be small in regard to the monetary end. But, on the couples their:- II, "If you want to live like a man, work basic tenet of the Soviet chiefs. A J a other hand, perhaps that very economic depression is a God-send. It "Fennel-Tschudy' , like a man. Keep that thing constant in substitute for this" socialism in all coun- seems evident that we should gain a fuller, richer idea of the real mean- "Baer-Cole' , your life .. Then you'll take men inci- tries", Stalin has authorized the (~ec- dentally Yon and you'll ing of Christmas. , 'Doenges-Commerford' , WOll't crack up"; and hold steady. Clarke's torine of "socialism in a single coun- Caroline To a large number of people, Christmas consists of nothing more "Oaldwell-Moore' , sleepless nights oyer her slight indescre- try. " than a season in which to exchange gifts. Mrs. Smith is inclined to , 'Wolford-Sadusky" tion with young Carol's casual attitude Although this seems to be practically a say, "vVhy I sent Mrs. Doe a fine, expensive set of table linens, and , , TW'igg-Gorski ' , towal'd her relation with Shane Burke II, discarding of the" world re,olutionary" just look at the cheap pair of stockings she gave me." , , I rwin- Markline ' , ,yho ,,\'as not her only 100-er. From these propaganda, it is felt that the Sov,:ets Emphatically, this is not the true spirit of such a joyous season. "Herwick-Holmes' , conflicts Ursula Parrott develops a doc- realize that without the realization of Christmas is primarily a time when the people of the world should stop "Fogle-Sweiker' , trine that is illustrated by Carol and theil' first dream that there will be only a and think again of the wonder O:E a Man sent down to earth for our "Timmons-Leitch' , Shane who are finally convinced that they, half victory, and that with any rise in ~~a_u,u_u. 1t js the titHe when 'Ye should aU be glad. Vl e should forget "Gillelan-Elderdi.ce' , in their tm'n, need to become "part of Russian economic pOl\-er might return this --~_"",- ideal. all our petty troubles and try as best we may to be friends to everyone. "Hitchens-Stallings' , INe should try to make our Christmas the most joyful and happy one their wuz a "date-getting-contest" thllt we have ever had. bet,,-een the "Kaplans "-all thet they The inadequate words mentioned above can be more greatly appre- got ful' there truble wuz the exercise « On The ciated if we read again that famous and beloved story by Charles Dick- (~) .... thet must hav bin a swell dance Air » ens, "A Christmas Carol ". The beauty of the sto'ry is the fact that downt01nl according tu wat sum ov the 'what is contained in it is not applica ble to one set age, It applies to boizes say .. , . "Herbie Leitch" got sum any time. Tiny Tim fairly shrieks a message to the world when we ov the kredit fur the success ov the play Stokowski Anllonnces Plan Fo?' Ni,ghtly' , Iy girl-shy. , . Ozzie Nelson has a yen reQd of him and of his great enjoyment and happiness at so meager -it must hav bin prety dark wen thet Racli{) Concerts to write and illustrate sports articles ... a Christmas. The message of this beautiful and appealing tale is uni- happened .. , .wuznt thet fun pozing fur Leopold Stokowski has outlined the 07.zie was a star back in his football versal. Surely in this modern day and age we need to apply its teach- the Aloha Pictures ~. , , .inflation. thet you purpose and ideal upon which he is bas- days at Rutgers, \I'here he was an all- ings more and more to our own every day life. hal' red about in the newspapurs haz bin ing his ~elections of music to be played round leader and an honor studrnt ... With these thoughts in mind, let us then determine to make om about gold, not urseself, ... " Paul Bur- by the Philadelphia Orchestra in the Frog yoiced Paley McClintock missed the Christmas not only the happiest ,ye have ever spent, but also the hap- gel'" wuz giving" Fran Elderdice" the nightly series of concerts starting over last couple of the broa.dcasts by Fred piest that someone else has. rush on Friday nite .... and now we here the W ABC Columbia net\york on Tues- Waring's gang because he had laryngitis. IVe, the members of the Gold Bug staff unite in wishing you then, thet "Sweiker" iz getting the credit fur