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God, really I just wish I wasn’t so fucking crazy all the
goddamn time.

…

Alright. Fuck it.
I guess back to that list. Or whatever.

A. There are also the girls like Lisa, girls that I meet
online.

Girls that I meet online.

I like meeting people online.

I am a millennial so when I’m not too busy taking selfies
or willies (that’s the term for taking pictures of my junk),
meeting girls online is kind of a thing for me. I’ve made a lot
of friends on the Internet, but unfortunately, I didn’t think
that I was cool enough in real life so I made stuff up about
myself and assumed different identities. Also, being other
people and not having to carry my baggage helped a ton when
ignoring my own trials and tribulations.

It can, however, get very annoying talking to people on
the Internet, because unless you really know the person, tone
and mood is hard to figure out sometimes. It’s hard to
determine when people are being serious or if they’re being
sarcastic.

Or if they’re dudes or not.
Like I said, I’m only bi-curious, I’m not actually a
homo yet.
Here’s an example of one of these classic Internet
misunderstandings:
There was this one time that I was chatting with a girl and
she confessed that she has twins and that she’s been thinking
of doing deviant things with them. First time I read that, I
assumed she meant like she had a sibling that was born the

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