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Seriously.
What the hell’s wrong with me?
What the hell’s wrong with me? (Other than
everything.)
Fucking shit.
Maybe I should go to sleep.
We’ve still got a ways to go.
Plus, I could do with some shuteye.
Yeah sleep sounds great right about now.
But no.
I can’t.
I need to think about this.
Figure it all out.
How this happened.
Why am I really on this bus en route to Upstate New York?
Seriously why do I do this to myself?
I always look at girls who are either:
A. Taken
B. Lesbians
C. MILFs
D. Don’t like me
E. Don’t know that I exist
F. Don’t think our races should mix
G. Girls who prefer guys with bigger penises
H. Girls way out of my league
I. Girls I can’t afford, because let’s be honest here fellas
and ladies, looks and money are important factors for
most relationships these days and even back then.
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