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Seriously.
          What the hell’s wrong with me?

What the hell’s wrong with me? (Other than
everything.)

          Fucking shit.

Maybe I should go to sleep.
We’ve still got a ways to go.
Plus, I could do with some shuteye.
Yeah sleep sounds great right about now.

          But no.

I can’t.
I need to think about this.
Figure it all out.
How this happened.
Why am I really on this bus en route to Upstate New York?

          Seriously why do I do this to myself?
          I always look at girls who are either:
          A. Taken
          B. Lesbians
          C. MILFs
          D. Don’t like me
          E. Don’t know that I exist
          F. Don’t think our races should mix
          G. Girls who prefer guys with bigger penises
          H. Girls way out of my league
     I. Girls I can’t afford, because let’s be honest here fellas
          and ladies, looks and money are important factors for
          most relationships these days and even back then.

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