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Takeover Whiteford Hall used to stand. From Page 11 Radiation levels have fallen (Q a near-acceptable level, after a In an exclusive interview bomb threat last year was ig- with CNN, Copperwire told of nored. the reasons for the easy take- Said Copperwire," With ev- over. A recent order by her eryone kept to one side of the right hand man, Director of campus, a blockade proved easy Campus Security Mitchell and effective. Despite the fact Webber, segregated all WPSS that no food was allowed students into 'affinity dormito- through the blockade, students ries.' remained firm in their stand to All athletes were housed in holdout. It was when we [Cam- Blanche Ward Hall, academics pus Security] threatened them ~ in MacDaniel Hall, and every- with a GLAR-food barrage, that ~ one else in a tent city where they finally broke down." ~ ~ lo in I he PhuL'1l1x \\, h.IH1\\ HOI tull.rv, IUIlI Strippers Coming to Pub Evening! By KIM OSTROW V"J.",R.p~"" The College Politically Incorrect and Ethic- less (PIE) Activities Board is expecting a big turnout at Pub Evening next Thursday, Decem- ber 3, as they welcome nude dancers. Strippers are the newest form of entertain- ment to hit the campus. To cater to both tastes there will be two consecutive shows. The cover charge is just $5. Ladies, be sure to bring a lot of single bills to show your appreciation for the male strippers who will be performing at 10:00. After the con- clusion of their act, it's your tum guy's. At 11:00 three vivacious women will perform the striptease of your dreams. Indulge your wildest fantasies, but remem- ber: don't touch. These performers are all pro- fessionals. Based on the level of attendance at these functions, the College PIE Activies Board may be willing to agree to start showing soft-core pornographic movies in Beckens Auditorium. These performances have been very suc- cessful at other colleges as a source of enter- tainment and revenue. Please support college activities. This is your education, so be sure to take advantage of it! ~ ImageWrilerl for Sale: Best Offer Call x8600 Now!