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March 12, 1987/Western Maryland College/Page 5 60 Seconds on Campus What are you doing for Spring Break? Sleep--it's going to be Just hang out with I plan on driving to Probably absolutely Basically, I'm going pretty boring. Looking my friends from high San Antonio, IX, and nothing. Sleep. I'm way up north and for jobs, too, and school and sleep. stopping in New Or- not doing anything. enjoy the cold with having a real fun leans and any other family and friends. time. place we feel is inter- esting, and then crossing the Mexican border. Steve Dubois David Wessel Leo Ryan Tracy Harris Kimberly E. Morris _Adrian Gawdiak • r-------------------, Sounds of Silence About wild women and wildebeests performs in Alumni Here are some helpful hints from music such as Madonna, Huey questions on a serious, adult Adrian; Lewis and Red Sovine. How can level. continued from page 1 I get her 10 stop? Q: Adrian, I'm gradually losing Q: I really, really like this guy. A: Take a number-two Phillips my sense of taste. The only appealing to both the hearing 111 say his name is Bob. My head screwdriver and puncture thing I can think of that might be impaired, and the general public. friends consider me attractive, both of her eardrums. Then, put causing this, is that T often lick Kirkwood adds that minor however, every time Bob and I eat on the music you want to hear, my curling iron to see if it's hot. complications occasionally arise in uansfating may be together in Glar, I spit my food sit back, and relax. Do you think that there a song into ASL, It wouldn't be so bad but its not Q: I have a friend who says he some correlation? since this language has its own may You '. just saliva, and usually large whole can get me tickets to a Genesis A: safely Absolutely not, to lick your grammar. Often the word order is less \.I food reversed, continue and several She's if I sleep with her. concert sometimes particles important peas. What do you suggest? ugly, has twelve years of lint in curling iron. Your problem is are omitted. words ( an, and, the ....) "'-.../ A: As I see it, you have three her navel, smells like bean and probably a combination of the a choices: Don't eat, don't talk. or bacon soup, and she weighs 250 new food service and perhaps Members of the group select ask Bob to hold a ptexiglass pounds. Should I do it? psychological help. disorder. Seek their own songs which they want On Sunday, they offered a and practice weekly. professional to perform, shield in front of his face while A: Emphatically no. Sexual Q: Please help me. I'm ugly, The goal of the group is to performance in Alumni Hall. The you cal favors are fine when most concerts are involved, bur stupid, and walk with a limp. I'm foster awareness of deaf people, fare included the themes from sign language. and with Q: Adrian, I want to start a Rock- sleeping warranted Miss Camden is a manic depressive and am afraid deaf culture, to Kirkwood, music Cheers and American Toil; a pop I hale song by Whitney Houston, music, can't According of the dark. "How when a balding, not n-Roll band got any ideas? -. A: No. getting prank phone over-the-hill whiny voice is a stand flowers, and hate soup. I'm can "I always find it encouraging by will Other I know?"; and two songs be only enjoyed "not sellout with from Rocky Horror Picture Show. to flour, alcohol and guar- allergic hearing, but by seeing it, too." miserable Q: I keep gum. "The I have been here for more songs included concerned. calls. What should I do? show their support performed by A: Take your phone off the hook Q: I went our with a great than a semester and I don't know when students and making it seem Rose," "Heard it Through Krystal the but I am a Mets Keith; by coming, anybody's name, Q: Adrian, my roommate's a real looking girl and got 10 second are dud. He never says anything, he base on the first date. Is she too fan. What should I do? that what we doing is Grapevine" with the appearance of A: Defect. never goes anywhere, he just lies fast? If not, how can I get to worthwhile," he says. "It is my several 'live grapes'; and in bed and reeks. What should I third or better yet.fur a bema? Q: How fast can an adult female hope that with this group, people Kirkwood's rendition of "Sweet from Rocky Horror. do? A: The act of sexual intercourse wildebeest run? Also, bow long would open their eyes to see that Transvestite" of Silence is currently can she run at full speed? Sounds people in other there are this A: yOW' roommate is dead, should not be compared to the A: Thirty-five miles per hour for world. Friendship can occur focusing its efforts on a May Day moron. Call the proper game of baseball. While both pastimes, ~a:~~~~d authorities and have him removed may be our national I twenty-three and a Lbet_,,-,w_ee_"_peo_pl_e_w_ho_ar_e_d_ir_re_ren_L_"_:lM"_ro_nTl_ance_. _j Q: My girlfriend listens to awful still find it hard to answer your