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Fri. Dec. 9, 1971 ~AMBLING- NOTES A note for collectors of rare' himself to sing and play horribly. freaky sounds. That combined with· ~lll1"l:ber Two," which takes up all Beetle's records: a heretofore As an extra bonus, Stevie told us, her screams, Barry's heavy SIX SIdeS of the album. Helping him forgotten album recorded each song will have at least 4 rhythm track and my guitar solo is keep the piece from becoming originally at the height of the mistakes. The album will have going to sound grat on the album. overly boring are .Keith Emerson PAUL McCARTNEY death credits for 1500 famous musicians As._a sort of tribute to Mom, we on Hohner "Chordamatic" organ. rumors has recently been released that never appear on the album; decided to change the title of the and Mary Cole on by Capitol Records. The album, actually, the is being made entirely song from 'Polaroid Rock' to exquisitely syncopated electric titled "The Paul McCartney (May by Stevie, save for the cut "She's 'You really got me looped 'in, and acoustic typewriters. He Rest in Peace; We'll All Jam Lovely, But She's Getting On My Mama.' Catchy, huh?" Together When We Kick the Nerves," in which we hear his little 25,000 rather rambunctious Bucket Too) Memorial Album," daughter screaming throughout JOHN DENVER is ready to HEART fans got out of hand last has many fine examples of the song. Stevie told us that he got release his next album, "The Same week in Portland. It seems that the typically great Beatles music, as this unusual effect by closing the Old Good Feeling," a marvelous fans, most of them pleasantly well as a few more hints as to the piano lid on his daughter's head. wasted, took the title of HEART's. fate of Paul. Included are "Let's A guaranteed award wmner! now one from Mom... ~~:~~ In~lu2;~i~~l th~ea~t~t~~~~~~ latest single, "Kick it out," much Get Another Left Handed Bassist -Tragedy struck the home of set are such greats as "Colorado's too ser-iously. About halfway to Replace Him," "He Flew in the Earlier this year, a story came BOSTON'S leader, Tom Scholz, My Home," "Back Home in through the song (which HEART Sky, But Now He Lies in the out of Canada that ROLLING yesterday while he was in his Colorado," "I'm Sad When I Leave had turned into a 40 minute jam on Ground" and the enigmatic "Paul STONE KEITH RICHARD had basement studio recording their Colorado," "There's No Place Like this night), people began kicking is Dead," which contains the been arrested for possession of long-awaited second album. To get Colorado," and his new hit Single anyone or anything next to them. following lyrics which seem to large quantities of Heroin. Well, it a new effect, he had set four tape "My Old Colorado Home." Th~ Similar to the auto-suggestive have some hidden meanings: seems that the story got a bit recorders in the corners of the album is on Rocky Mountain effect that Elton John's "Bite Your "Paul is a deadman, fouled up by all the major news ~~Ot~,:~una~ %:Si:a~~~e~~ ~~~Ords a division of Mediocrity Lip" had on countless helpless Dead as a doornail. sources. Our crack team of in- disco-goers last year, the events at Paul is so dead now, vestigative reporters found out ~~~n! ~!~~d gi~\~~eS~~,~~o~~ December 9, 1999 •. Emerson, last week's concert didn't cease ?oo goo g' joob. " that what really happened was that until HEART segued into a medly have Lake, Cole Keith had been charged with right into the tape loop. She was released Pal~er and album, Works of "Cry To Me-Go on Cry," causing caught their latest through up in it and pulled To prove that he can win a possessing large quantities of all four tape decks. We asked Tom Volume 27, this week. Based on the even more problems with the Grammy award anytime he wants heroines in his hotel room. It seems easily influenced crowd. In. a to, no matter what he releases that Keith, amorous little tyke that about the incident ... "Well, I'll concept that the group conceived somewhat related move, the FCC STEVIE WONDER has begu~ he is, was holding Wonder Woman miss Mom, but you must admit she ~ck In the ~ate seventies while it has already banned Kiss's next work on a quadruple record set Charlies Angels, Nancy brew and went out with a bang Incidently still was a trio, the triple album set single, "I Wanna Shove a Bomb in entitled "Songs Out of Key." The the Bionic Woman captive. He is when she went through the ta~ is ~s~cally Greg Lake's baby, Your Mouth and Blow )t Up, one opus, great album features Stevie forcing awaiting trial in January. decks, she made some incredibly ~onsl~tJ~g of on a Guitar String Baby," as a precaution. Vanations I Know I'm Gonna Get Killed For This, But••• Steve Bainbridge 10) Going For The One- Yes 4) Silk Degrees" Boz Scaggs' 4) Peter Frampton my favorite groups) I still can't CSN. CSN (TIE) 5) Low- David Bowie 5) Sex Pistols change what I like. Next my least 6 Bee Gees , favorite albums and artists. Please 6) Live at the Palladium- Marvin . Here I go again, ready to leap Top Five Groups: _ Gaye 7) Aerosmith note that in both cases 10 is the one Into the fray, typewriter in hand. 0( 8) Marvin Gaye I hate worst. Also I've hired a body As . I have said before, record 1) Wings 7) A Star Is Born- Barbara 9) Most Country Performers guard to protect me from the reviews are the most opinionated 2) Beatles Streisand 10) Kiss Ronstadt fans that almost got me type of journalism so Tim and I 3) Yes 8) Disco in general My favorite albums and groups last time. The starred ones are decided to let you know what our th:~~~NY (Or any ~mbination 9) Children of the World· Bee are pretty obvious to anyone who those that I feel have been played opinions are. We took the idea of 5) Led Zepplin G~ The....whole Kiss Catalogue knows me or lives near my stereo. into the ground-and weren't all presenting our favorite albums What can I say, it's what I like and that good to start with. The rest are groups, and our least favorite ones' Ten Most Hated Albums: (10 30 although my tastes are constantly ones that I have just developed a Ircm the Stone (with all du~ being the worst) Ten Most Hated Groups: (IO changing (l mean, I didn't like Led deep hate of, and that have no apologies). So anyhow here are my 1) Songs in The Key Of Life- being the worst) Zepplin till this summer, and only musical value in my opinion. favorite likes and hates Stevie wonderx 1) Linda Ronstadt recently have I gotten into Steely Top Ten Albums; 2) Frampton Comes Alive ~ 2) Shaun Cassidy Dan, which is fast becoming one of Merry 3) Stampede-Duobies 3) Captam and Tenmile 1) Band On The Run- Wings Wing, No Frampers Isn't A M· • t Christmas 2) Wing, 0"" America- ISprlD ••• 3) Leftoverture- Kansas , and Happy 4) Abbey Road- Beatles Tim Windsor plane 5) Stairway To Heaven- Led 2. The Idiot . Iggy Pop I hate Alice Cooper these days Zepplin Top Ten FAVORITE Albums 3. Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed for the same reason I hate the new New Year 6) Fragile·Yes 1. Layla . Derek and the Dominoes 4. Heroes "David Bowie Gregg and Cher album-they have 7) Deja Vu- CSNY 2.' ALL Allman Brothers Band both SOLD OUT. As for the rest of From S.M.B. & T.W. 8) Born to Run- Bruce albums up to and including "Eat a 5. Ho:,," do You Do? - Mouth and the least favorite artists. it is Chairmen. Peter (He's So Springsteen Peach" and including both Duane Mcneil , because of their total lack of Gear) Frampers Allman anthologies 6. Frampers - I m In You creative brain activity that they El~~nGJ=ye Yellow Brick Road· 3. Blue Moves _ Elton John 7. Allman and Woman" Two the ha~e no reason for being kept alive Fan Club 4 Hard Way (With the possible exception of 4. 461 Ocean Boulevard . Eric 8. Heaven on the Seventh Floor I&?y Pop who tries, but fails Clapton 9. Lace and whtskey . Alice Cooper miserably. 5. Boston ]0. Run Joey Run 6. J.T. - James Taylor Least Favorite Artists (?) (in no 7. Hard Again . Muddy Waters More On 8. Rock of the Westies . Elton John particular order) 9. Slowhand - Eric Clapton 1. Peter Frampton 1977 10. The Pretender Jackson 2. 199y Pop Browne 3. Andy Gibb Continued from last page Cassidy 4. Shaun Top Five FAVORITE artists 5. Captain and Tennile I. Elton John 6. Helen Reddy event that happened during all the 2. The original Allman Brothers 7. The Runaways teary-eyed "tributes" was the Band 8. Pat Boone rebroadcast of Elvis' 1968 3. Eric Clapton 9. Frankie Valli television special, his finest per 4. Bruce Springsteen 10. Alice Cooper formance ever, BAR NONE. 5. Robert Palmer DIsjointed? Perhaps, bot the year Itself was disjointed, at once a r------------------- would be in order. of repilition ~of a time for sitting alone in a room, and time for dancing In the streets Favorite Least I just thought a few explanations Songs and AlbUms (in no particular order) While there is a weeping Air. _ Jefferson silently over the 1. White definite Rabbit year's pattern back; Everyone dIsasters. looks ~~;~~~)~~ti~~E~~~~y~!~~t~h~~ another another is fairly self-explanatory. it's natural. Beetles. There'll never Allman be another Band, songs, Let's Get Small! and people are, for the most part, Brothers another Derek and Beach My least favorite albums Boys, the irrational. I have no decent Dominoes; but then again, there'll StandIng Stoned Is an experiment. Let us know how you feel about it. If arguments to support these ran- 'never be another Heart, another we get enough positive response, we may look into publishing it on a dom likes and dislikes-F simply Boston, another Steely Dan. Rock regular bas!s elfher free or at a small price, depending on the financial HATE THEM!! Of course there is more than music .. lt Is a driving arrangements we work out. are the proverbial exceptions to force, always looking ahead, If you liked 5.5., let us know. If you hated 5.5., let us know. If you feel the rule ... sometimes failing but never losing you could've done a better job, Jet us knew. Drop us a IIneaf box JAt· Its vitality, never dying. 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