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2 The Gold Bug, Oct. 14, 1952 Hood Calls 'Men'; Frosh 'Learn' --- Dorm Life Begins Gals Plot Revenge To the pigeon-toed, orientated, paper as you converse in tribal cus- The dining hall has been the subject for controversy in the past, and it will probably so continue in the future. The present Ahah, lads! Your true colors have match-carrying, regulationed, and tom with the boys (or girls, as the of '52 there case may be) on the other side of the beanied WMC freshmen problem is a feeling among some-mostly women students-that come out at last! Now we girls know is perhaps no other cultural lean-to Plaster Curtain. the method of being seated in the dining hall is unsatisfactory. The how much you really think of us, you that influences him more than that Not-to-be-forgotten are fisticuffs most repeated complaint is that there is no insurance provided for dogs. We realize that the Hood girls priceless (he calls $442.50 "price- through halls and into rooms; the getting one's own personal place • are somewhat at a disadvantage, not less"?), pennant-pin-up-graced room atThaPearerlIh'CaUvlaerbteaebnler'equeststhat Rush? For What I having the pleasure of masculine com- in the dormitory. Within that spa- prolonged and the moans of dismay as of the Fourth observance of July; pany on their campus as we have, and cious room where all meet at all some showered character has forgot- tables and/or seats be assigned. In this day and age of atomic en- they have every right to ask you to times, Joe and J 0 Freshman, as others ten his key and the strength OU the This seems to be a rather juve, ergy, supersonic speed and other come up for a dinner and dance with before them have, are gaining knowl- north, east, south, and west winds edge (at hours unmentionable and that tend to slam doors. Thus, the ~~~i~~~ti:an ~eth!aftrof~~rrt~~ :~~;i::IO;~u~~sc~:e:~:~, !~en~i~c~o~~~ ~:::' ~~~~m:ra~~~~~I~ssd:~~n;~~ldB:~ other subjects of the same caliber) as evolution of the Transom Age, where- manner in which the dining hall relax and enjoy his time-saving er- have a good time-enjoy yourselves, to which course is a "cinch", which by the coach gets more potential is operated tends to make a forts. How odd it is that we rush still because we'Il get even with you her hearing. This enables them to dis- Carto<>ni.L._. _ :~~ tinguish, with ease, your cough ac- BUSINESS STAFF Eisenhower? Stevenson? companying the faked infirmary ex- VOTE cuse from the real McCoy. ~~~~~E~~~~i~~=;::5~~~gt;T;fi It is fitting and that one proper in the GOLD BUG's should become acquainted with facts CONTRIBUTORS coming election concerning this extraordinary group as' destiny, the desire for knowledge, Octoher23 or a rich uncle provides that you (No electioneering around the pal1s.) spend from one to four years with Why ean't you play the ukelele like other guys? "professors."