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Rolly's Kindergarten. Monday morning-Physics scheduled for 9:40. Nine o'clock. Hattie: Say, girls 1 what lesson do we have in Physics to-day? Kethleen: Nobody in the class knows but Marian Handy, and she studied hers all day Saturday and Sunday(?) to get on the good side of Rally. Mebet: Good land! Hattie! What arc you going to waste your time on Physics for? I have a poor opinion of yonr bluffing capacities if you can't bluff" Dearie." Hettie: All right! I guess he'll gas all the period anyhow, so I'll just risk it and not lose any time this period=-I'm going in the library. Au Revoir. (Bell rings, 9:40. Gn.md rush for the Physic door, not because of the love for Physics or Rolly either, but to appearjust as the male section of the class disuppcsr out the rear door.) \ \ Ethel 1': Jessie, hurry up! Here's Ee\. (In the meantime, while seem- \\ illgly beingc~l1siderate olJessie's welfare, she looks out lor Number One.) \ Prot: W;lttS: Will the young gentlemen please hurry and close that door? (Loud slam after they had all gotten one lest look at their lad_v IOI.'e~.) Now. young ladies, I hope you are ready to begin yOU!' Physics lesson. Hectic: Prof. Watts (aside-"yoll foof!") excuse me, but won't you please explain to me about the galvanometer? I couldn't cnderstancl it when I went over it, (Don't she tell 'em well?) Prof. Watts.: well-er-a-cMr. Englar put it on the board for us, and perhaps we can get one of the young ladies to explain it. tMesuswhile the ~;~Ji;~.)la~~I~~~!l:h~·~II:;;~~~~~~~;~,:t;.a~~~i~;~~li~·~~~Jfo;:;~;::eO;:o~h~r~n~~~c:::=:::::'::::=;;~,.,::==~ (She falls ina dead faint.) - _ 202 __