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fables and foibles of tbe faculty. " " I. There was once a Dog who became ambitious to acquire the higher education, and accordingly set out for a College near by. He was very warmly received 011 his arrival, and 011 the following day tbe stu- dents had Hash for dinner. His friends have not heard from him since. MO!~AL:"A little learning is a dangerous thing." II. There was once a Teacher of Logic who averred to his pupils that he had never partaken of certain luxuries, neither of "canvas-back terrapin," nor of "diamond-back cluck." Strange to say, the whole class were able, conscientiously, to make the same profession. ,~i1 his class that there were certain classic names for MOHAL:Temperance is the highest jewel in the crown of virtue. III. There was once a Professor ofOratory who told the various parts of an oration, but that, as for himself, he preferred the good old Anglo-Saxon terms: "Introduction, Discussion, and Con- --._~ clusion." is Simplicity! MOHAL: How charming 0,(11'. ".5£} l1/t 1('(t/./,rs 'ith<'I, r Sol.~ ""~ \' L <, fFsf"-rc r",{(1'1 metr€: - - 206 - -