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WILI,S.-I want to give a Shakespeare recital. Doc.-Charge admission? wn.t.s.c-No. Doc.-You can't give it unless you charge admission and appropriate the proceeds toward getting me a new carriage. FACULTY.-Better do that, Wills. if you want your entertainment. WA'.M's.-Mr. B-should be expelled, and I move we do it. Doc.-Is he a scholarship student? DR.REESR.-Yes. Doc.-Then he shall be expelled. PROP. McDANIEL.-No, he isn't, he's a pay student. Doc.-Well, then, he'S not expelled.. DR.WAIW.-H such a request is ill order, I would like to ask for a report from the committee whieh had charge of the preliminary contest. PROF. wx-r-rs.c-well. it hasn't been announced as yet who is to be the first orator. You see, Cannan is a good deal the best orator, alright, but those Seniors are so stuck up as it is that there would be no living with them if we announce it that way. So we have decided to announce it a tie between Car- mall and Whipp, and make them contest again before we give it to Carman. That will take those Seniors down a notch or two. DR.HUSSEY.-Dasgut. But I'm afraid that when the Senior boys hear it they'll plug up my key-hole or perhaps they will tr){ to duck me again. FACULTY.-That'!5the way to treat conceit such as the Seniors'. Just cheat them a little bit. T-IuSSEy.-Iwant the Seniors each to be given twenty-five demerits. They make so much noise on their hall that Lcan't sleep, and when I told them so they said, "Get a little bit of paregoric." That's an outrage. Doc.-Yes, give them ten demerits each. Well, I have to leave now, so the meeting is adjourned. 200 - -