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DR.waan.c-I'm opposed to robbing the students in such a manner. Doc.c-Lie down, George! It's for me. My word is law. WARD.-It might be with some small fries in your faculty, but it's not with me. Doc.-Well, just as soon as you begin to think that I am not "IT," then I'll recommend you to the trustees for dismissal. FACULTY.-Beeasy, George. Follow hi111 like we do. MIss SCOT1'.-I don't think that we should let the girls' fathers visit their rOOl11swhen they come to col- lege, because they arc men. I haven't always the time to act as chaperon. Dac.-Well, don't let them go unless they threaten to take their daughters from college. 111 that case let them go; but remember, if any man's daughter is a scholarship student, don't let him visit her room, because, if be takes her away, we get another in her place. PR01'.COBEy.-Let's give the boys and girls more parlor. HULL.-I don't say so. I'm married and I don't think so much of too much parlor now. To me, student pleasure is a secondary consideration. Mrss IRWI"'.-Don't you think, Mr. President, that any boy and girl who smile twice a day are too familiar? We had better guard against such familiarity, 1 think, or else some one will run off and get married. Doc.-Yes, we'll have to cut that out. PROF. McDAN1EL.-Thestudents are buying too many second-hand books, so 1 think it best to change the books and increase the salaries of the faculty. FACUL1'Y.-Grcatidea. (Aside to each other) He's a charm, isn't he? Doc.-l have prohibited Webster's selling cakes to the students, because it takes their Sunday School money, and if that keeps up our endowment fund will be decreased. As it is now, we'll get the money through the Sunday School collection. Hosesv.c-Perhaps that's a good idea. 199