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SEPT,EMBER28, 2006 - Page 2 NEWS Lighter Side of the Campus Safety Blotter other option for food could that makes sense. After all, if Webster had with residence Stove Operation '1101 at ROB GOEKE STAFF WRITER drive one to drink. But if you you had to inhale curly fries life coordinators, the idea of 11:30," feel like your wanting to reach for an entire shift, you'd prob- holding a "How to Boil "Actually dude, r can't (Editor'e Note: At n gtnnce. the for the bottle after waiting 15 ably want 1:0 drink your face Water" class was seriously either, I have '1+1: Make sure blotter doesn't reoeal some of the minutes for the ketchup to be off too. discussed. it's 2' at the same time." inane reports to which officers refilled seems a tad alcoholic, That's not all, my friends. I hope that we the students I urge my brethren to fight respond. Goeke's colWilli high- don't feel bad, for you are not Among the usual underage atMcDanielColiegearenotso back; we're only dumb and lights some of the unique calls), alone. The very people who alcohol citations and public dense as to need a class to tell irresponsible when 'we booze. If there is one thing that make the anti-gourmet cuisine urination reports, there were us how to operate a stove and Frankly, if you booze, you everyone at McDaniel can at the Pub apparently can't two separate reports of fire oven fan. I'm just worried that always lose. Do something agree on, is it this: when you deal with having to cook crap- alarms being set off while stu- this move is !l signal that the smart for once and boil a pot enter the Pub for a fourth py food without some suds in dents were cooking. educational quality at of water correctly. Then the meal, your expectations must their system, either. According to Directpr of McDaniel could hit a steep powers that be won't think be near rock bottom. How else On the evening of Sept. 14, Campus Safety Mike Webster, decline. Imagine this scenario our IQ equals our BAC. can you deal with eating cold three Sodexho employees this sort of student cooking at the beginning of next One thing for sure: if there chicken fingers, dried fries were documented for suspect- stupidity is somewhat com- semester: is a cooking class, I want the and burnt cheese steak subs ed alcohol use. It's not certain mon. So it's no big deal, right? "Hey Fred, can you go to drunk Sodexho employees three times a week? that these were Pub workers, Well, there is enough concern lunch at noon today?" there. Perhaps they'll learn The fact that you have no but it's the' only conclusion that In a recent meeting "Nope, 1 can't, Pete. I have how to make a decent burger. DoCS Beat: Students HPVUpdate arrested on drug charges DAVID P. GREISMAN NEWS EDITOR Three people, including two McDaniel By the Numbers College students, were arrested on the night of Sept. 9 by the Westminster Police Department 32 Cases between Sept. 6 and Sept. 21 for possession of marijuana, police said. 65 Reports & incidents related to those cases The two students - Peter J. Towe, 18, of 13 Cases with alcohol violations Hockessin, Del., and Jarred P. Johnson, 18, of Waynesboro, Pa. - were each charged with pos- 21 Total number of students and non-students session of marijuana after their arrests at cited or charged in alcohol-related cases Harvey Stone Park near the college golf course, 2 Non-students seen urinating in public at or authorities said. near Whiteford Hall at approximately 2:10 a.m. A third person who is not a McDaniel stu- on Sept. 9 dent - Nicole A. Bove, 18, of Kenner Square, Pa. - was charged with one count each of posses- 7 Reports and incidents related to the public sion of paraphernalia and possession of mari- urination case: disorderly conduct, giving false juana, police said. information, alcohol in dry dorm, hard liquor, AUthree 'are scheduled to appear in court on possession under 21, contributing to the delin- Nov. 22, according to court records, quency and criminal. trespass to property. It was the most charges related to a single case in the time period 1Air gun or BB gun found by Campus Safety at 171 Pennsylvania Avenue I(I:\, e alcohol-related 1./ drug-related , violent activity Afire-related -------