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April 28, 1988lWeslem Maryland College/Page 5 60 Seconds on Camp-us Do you approve of the removal of the Batmobile? Saturday mornings will never be the same with the It is a blatant disregard for Scott Moyer played along I don't know enough about Dynamic Duo chasing criminals in Alfred the butler's the very rights of the purrtectly with my plan to it to comment on it. car. But this will change when Commissioner Gordon Constitution which the Dy- destroy the Caped Cru- replaces Scott Moy.er as Chief of Campus Safety this namic Duo defend. saders at WMC. summer. Batman & Robin Ray McDermott Catwoman Warren Owens Hart and Slade reflect upon growth of The Phoenix While the Honorable Mr. pursue the copy editing end of thought about it for a while, and private jokes were all standard fare. continued from page 3 Hart is reminiscing, I'll tell you the production since writing is my first think. I'd like to be copy editor." But to this day, the topper has been printer. telling Phyllis. the night- way things really are at The love. (Actually, Andrea was my He looked at me for a mo- a 5 x 7 cutout dartboard superim- time composition manager at the Phoenix. Usually, Lloyd and I first love. but I suppose that's an- ment, opening his eyes a bit wider. posed on the face of the director of Carroll County Times. that we just would collectively come up with other story.) "What's a copy editor?" he asked. security. They called it the Bob Fasano Dartboard. There was such wouldn't be coming this week. some brilliant idea, then he'd take I remember trying frantic- ThatnightI ate myflrst-ever Phyllis, as if she hadn't credit for it. ally to catch up to Bill Mann. then meal in Englar Dining Hall. It was a demand for it they printed a Fas- heard as Sill explained OUT plight, Like the layout. editor-in-chief, to beg for the job of disgusting. Ilook back on it now, ano Dartboard II. The only saving responded, "Oh, ya'll come on Webothsatdownduringthe copy editor. I had actually let a though, as some sort of perverse grace of this last stunt is, that hav- down anyway, bring what'ya got first semester of our freshman year, week of school slip by before foreshadowing of the job Icreated ing met Bob Fasano, t can say he We'll do something with it." But and totally redesigned the way the "applying for the position," and I for myself. was not an undeserving target. we didn't have anything. Ob, we paper looks. (We did it together. I remember those sleepless nights hadastoryortwo,someads,maybe just wanted to mention layout be- when I thought someone else I've been a reader of The Jon Slade's First Rule of a couple of pictures. But not fore he did, because I know he'll would get it. Phoenix for eight years now. Mom Editing: You can never get it right. sodon'tbothertrying. Strive to get enough. Not nearly enough. have his facts screwed up when he I finally tracked Bill down started bringing it home when she When Bill hung up we just starts dishing out congratulations as he was waiting in the cafeteria came to work here during my fresh- it the least wrong. looked at each other. to himself later.) line. At me time, though, Iwas one man year in high school. I'd look MOSICOPY mat The Phoenix We had no idea whatregulac Anyhow, amidst our fresh- of those poor, unfortunate growths forward to reading it. not for the receives reads something like this people did on a Wednesday night. man enthusiasm, we'd both some- they call commuter students. so I news (there wasn't any), but to see theater review Igot last year: OrTucsday,orMonday,orSunday how forgotten that in order to take had to pay four dollars to get in to what outrageous stunt they'd "The play was good. Theset .... for that matter. We did The Phoe- over the paper, we first had to be- talk to him. pulled this time. Fake leuers to the was good. The music was good. "Bill," I was shaking by the nix. We always did The Phoenix. come staff members. time we were face-to-face, "I've editor. bogus advice columns. and continued on page 7 phony ads used to conceal obscene Naturally, then, Idecided to