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Page 6 Scrimshaw Wednesday, April 9, 1975 Bucolic Plague Check Classifieds Library," in a Summer Job? Interested Career the Elderdice Hall 203 for folders Lonni Mvers ccntaining . many summer op- It's almost that time of year start on your sun tan. You can chicks on the way to the tennis because some of those hiHs are portunities. Although a majority of again, when that dreaded, always play tenms on your own courts. killers. The golf course offers a highly contagious disease time by rooking another great place for a short hike at ::lti~o~vo~vo~k~n:~e~:u~;;in: tracks down even the most "diseased" person into waiting You girls who are tan con- day or night, depending on number of jobs that been listed dedicated wood-work, and two hours for a court with you. science should get a jump on your company and your in- through the efforts of the Alumni affects the minds of the You may even be able to get D. summer by utilizing the newly tentions there are many bucolic Office Summer Job Program. students at WMC. SPRING whole set in before ·the sun intensified rays of the sun. In country scenes within walking Time is growing short - check FEVER! Even the name sets! OR, you can chance the the 45 to 50 degree tem- distance (if you like country today! evokes visions of ali en- fast-flying, highly dangerous perature, just remember tolay scenes) and there are a few ******** compassing helplessness, enjoyment of a QUAD activity low and keep-out of the wind so nearby places to camp, fish, or Female to share 2 bedroom apt. 5 campus minutes from this sum- crcat ing even a greater Soccer, lacrosse, football you won't catch pneumonia learn to ride a horse. (This last mer. $55 per month plus utilities. dilemma in presenting the volleyball, baseball, etc., etc., when yon catch your rays; a item is a plug, for those of you Contact Theresa Kendall. Ext. 240 problem of the only cure: are usually being attempted in good spot for this is the who don't knnw me ... ) Elderdice. SOMETHING TO DO.. this single 600 squi-re-yard sheltered section of Blanche ******** SP not be thrown and mosquito's track wing by every nutshell '75 as being "inspired" (if that's the right word) by the 1970 film The plot concerns a private pilot that falls on the rails." AIRPORT, but this sequel doesn't (Dana Andrews) who crashes into Thoreau, Walden even make the halfhearted stabs at a rather cheap-looking 747, characterization that its ~~;l':~~est~:~~geth~e~~~;: +----_~---_J predecessor did. The characters ENTERTAINMENT involved here are such flat and Karen Black (as a stewardess) CAPITAL CENTRE stereotypes that they might as well manage to save the airliner, but be played by robots. Come. to think after you see Myrna Loy as a tipsy John Denver 4-12-13 (4 shows) of it, that's exactly how the all-star little old lady, Helen Reddy as a CIVIC CENTER Linda Blair cast plays them. Singing nun', li'I girl who needs as a a Alice Cooper 4-24 sickly-sweet AIRPORT '75 is the work of very, very tired men. The script by Don kidney transplant, and Gloria Beach Boys and Chicago 7-23-26 Ingalls has all the depth, Swanson, who plays herself and Frank Zappa 5-3 cohesiveness, end organization of a gives an embarrassing, hand- CELLAR DOOR term paper written at 5 a.m., while wringing performance, you might Al Stewart 4-21 Jack Smight directs as though he end up wishing the plane would In- had trouble staying awake. The crash and wipe out everyone DAR CONSTITUTION HALL 'once upon a time .Dion and Nektar 5-9 5-4 Barry Manilow Bo Culver KENNEDY CENTER Once upon a time there was a The three morals contained in this Legion of Mary (featuring Jerry little sparrow, ~ho hated to fly story are: Garcia and Merl Saunders) 4-13 (2 south for the winter. He dreaded 1. Not everyone who shits on you shows) the thought of I~ving his home so is your enemy. muchthath~declded~thewould 2. Not everyone who takes shit LISNER AUDITORIUM delay the JOurney until the last off of you is your friend. Mahavishnu Orchestra 4-17 possible moment. Afte~ bidding a 3. When you are warm and fond farewell to aU hiS sparrow comfortable even if you're in a TIlE STARDUST ~~~"!,y:: ~:~!;:rc!n~=ti~=~~~~~thit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH Jerry Reed 4-11-12 A perfect Keepsake four weeks. Finally, the weather SHADY GROVE MUSIC FAIR diamond says it all, turned so cold that he could delay An original plagartsm by Bo Jackson Five 5-5-11 . love in no longer. As the little sparrow it == The Spinners 5-20-25 and beauty. Colver. took off and started to fly south, ---j began to rain. In a short time ice choose with began to form on his tiny wings. because. the Almost dead {rom cold and Keepsake guarantee assures exhaustion, he fell to the earth in a perfect clarity, fine white barnyard. 'As he was breathing color and precise what he thought was his last breath, a horse walked out of the modem cut. There is bam and proceeded to cover the no finer diamond ring. sparrow with DUNG"! AtflfSt, the little sparrow could think of nothing, except that this was a TERRIBLE WAY TO DIE! But as the dung started to sink into his feathers, it warmed him and life began to return to his little weary body. He also found that he had enough room to breathe. Suddenly the sparrow was so happy that he started to sing. At that moment, a large cat came into the barnyard and hearing the chirping of the little bird, began digging into the pile of dung to find out where the Western Maryland Electronics sound was coming from. The cat John Norment Maclea A-13 finally uncovered the little bird and ate him.