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PAGE TWO The Gold Bug, Western Maryland College. Westminster, Md. THE England From the DOG- by Janet McVean HERMITAGE When you go to London-(l) do By Hank HOUSE not try hot peppermint milk shakes; (2) do not get weighed unless you There's a lot to be said. By Newton can interpret stones into pounds; (3) '[ Campus musicians belonging to Official student newspaper of Western Maryland College, published on Thurs- do not expect to carry a full program Cap'n Kidd's crew rabidly object to day, semi-monthly during October, November, February, March, April, May, who's going to be in the doghouse and get any sleep. From the depths the forthcoming invasion of the Sat- and monthly during September, December, and January, by the students of this week? Only the great and the fa- Western Maryland College, Westminster, Maryland. Entered as second-class mous need scan these lines in hope, of dire experience I declare that these urday night dance floor by the so- matter at the Westminster Post Office, under the Act of March 3, 1879. things do not work out. called Blue Ridge SUBSCRIPTIONPRICE $1.50 A YEAR but, beware one and all, for you may Everybody was friendly in London, 0 l' C h e st I' a. Tues- be next! from the Archbishop of Canterbury, day's radio broad- R~~U"Nno P'OJ( N"~'O.. ~L ~DH,.~,.,..a ... who received us at Lambeth Palace cast by the "Kiddie National Advertising Service, Inc. 1937 MetIlber 1931 On Officer! with a plea for cooperation between Klub" was a great College Publ;sb."., Represe"lati~e J:\ssocialed CoUeeiole Press the United States and England, to the improvement 0 v e r :H~<~~~~~~:~CN" ~:~; u~.~:~YORK. N. Y. First place in the Doghouse this -rallant young "Bobby" who told me I their previous ap- week, plus two crispy, crunchy dog biscuits, goes to one fair maiden, shouldn't be running around London I pearence this sea- EDITORIAL STAFF Lilyan Bennett by name, who rode by myself, and that if he were off son. New wtndsce's Editor-in-Chief . VERONICAKOMPANEK,'40 through town in the side-car of a duty ~~. Said one woman, underbidding swing- Associate Editors PAULBURTIS,'40; HENRYHOLLJES,'41 Managing Editor .. . ALVIN NEWTON,'40 motor-cycle escorted by one-half the "We're a friendly nation", which H. HOLLJES sters boast a form- News Editors.... ISAACREBERT,'42; RUTH l\IANSBERGER,'41 Westminster Police Department. Oh comment led me to swallow silently idable sax section of Sports Edito?' .. L. CARLETONGOODEN,'43 sophistication, thy doom is come! her reference to American and Cock- five who double on the agony pipe. Assistant Sports Editors .. RUTH FIELD,'40; WILLIAMROBINSON,'-11 Many were the coeds whose eyes ney English in the same breath. The Spokesman Scott Brooks, of the so- Copy Editor SUE PRICE, '40 rmall parks, scattered everywhere in -alled Blue Ridge orchestra, recognta- Assistant Copy Edit01's KATHERINEKLIER,'40; KATHERINEBERRY,'40 shone in jealousy, for who wants a this largest city of the world, the -ible immediately as a non-Blue Proof Editor HENRYTRIESLER,'41 football uniform when blue ones with Assistant Proof Editors HELENNEWl\f.~N,'40; ELLEN SHIPLEY,'40 silver buttons are available? -mnipreaent red geraniums, the gar- Ridger, states that his organization Featwre Editors EDITH RITCHIE,'40; SIDNEYMANSCH,',n dens behind the homes of rich and plays the slow ones Glenn Miller Typists .. .. JANE FRALEY,'42; ELIZABETHELLWEIN,'42 -oor alike-aU these were friendly, style, the quickies in trumpety Hen- PATRICIAWHITE, '42; LAURETTAMCCUSKER,'42 Haircutting welcoming. ry Busse technique. We've heard the BUSINESS STAFF Running close for first place in the Of course, as our London program Kiddies, but the other ensemble will Business lIfanagc)" EDWARD \VEANT, '41 Doghouse this week, are those per- was that of Sherwood Eddy, plus have two opportunities to prove its Cil"fJula.t-i{)n Managers MARy LOUISE ASBURY, '41; JAMES MERRITT, '40 verted souls in the sophomore class group and private interviews, sight- worth. who resort to haircutting as a means Cmtributing Rcportors, C. B. SlIIITH, '40; l\1~RY MILLER, '·13; .JEANNETTE seeing, and pleasure hunting, we met BRANNOCK, '41; YVONNE EARL, '43; LUCIE LEIGH BARNES, '.12. of demonstrating their cleverness and many famous people and heard much St.riving Consclentlous Attitude sportsmanship. Everyone enjoyed the of the political and economic policy of Associated very closely with muel- bonfire, the .parades down town, the the British Empire. But when I look -al matters and entertainment pres- -ntly, the S. C. A. is striving A Petition they wished to cooperate with singing in front of McDaniel Hall, back on London, I choose to remem- enliven week-ends on the Hill. hard to but no one fails to frown upon this Stu- some kind of seating arrange- latest activity with condemnation. ber the quiet and courtesy of the mod- dent Christian Association activity erate traffic rather than the tension WHEREAS: The Christmas va- ment will be given the oppor- The sophomore class is not to over the coming war. I remember ~sn't confined to these items, but it cation coming when and as it tunity to do so. They will have blame. But there are a few individ- ted geraniums rather than ARP realizes that to gain recognition and it must be con- does will prevent students, par- seats assigned to them for a uals who hope to over-shadow their and blackout signs. I remember pa- prestige hereabouts aim, as always, is -tructive. Their ticularly those living at some definite period of about two usual mediocrity and insignificance triotism and enthusiastic support of commendable; would that there were than the despair of the royalty rather by such acts of daring and bravery. distance, from arriving home in weeks. If they only realized how small, pet- English parents whose boys were to thez-s in greater numbers of equal time to participate in the vari- Those who do not wish to co- ty, and ridiculously immature their "e cannon fodder. I remember Muriel -cttetrve . ous activities of social, religions, operate will have certain tables conduct appeared, they would never Lester and her pacifism. rather than For some students so inclined could wonders and practical natures; and at which they may Sit With I have begun this folly the militaristic words of the Arch- do ~I:hoolmates, and for their themselves, their the ndghbors WHEREAS: The Christmas va- whomever they please. These words may be considered se- bishop of Canterbury I WlJJ remem- famtlty! of as the normal advantages I thmk The cation coming when and as it may be stated as of this plan vere In some quarters They are, as bel what which gladly welcomes her Just the other day after elections Just as smcere I England however, Sincere, does will make the sending of "ad been held, after the ballots had Christmas cards and Christmas First, both groups are pro- ~sev:~eagh~~ew~~::ssou: SI~~:lUSOC:~:~~~g:e~~;a!:~d:~l:l:e;,~pae~::s~se::~ been collected and counted and after shopping a problem which will vided for I friendly. -nough time had elapsed for an an- -ouncemerrt to be made of who had have to be solved to the probable Second, couples may sit to- (Congratulations, however, to the Americans find it difficult to secure Seen injected into office, a typical ex- suffering of school subjects; and gather wherever they please. sophomores whose SCiSSOl'Sremoved a lodgings in London for a short stay -nple of a certain typical spirit of a Third, rushing into the dining certain blond moustache from its ro- unless they are able to afford the WHEREAS:' The Christmas ve- large hotels. Our three little hotels -crtetn typical type of individual who hall will be avoided since he is to I mantic owner.) -ema to )nfest this campus was pre- each cation coming when and as it near the University of London were and unknowingly does will prohibit those mem- person will know where Fan lIIail something new in our experience. I 'tented overtly Sum and substance of to "-is audience. to rush have bers of the student body who go and will not table to save the to Intercepted at the post office- think that, of all the countries we 'hat one feller said to another feller get to a certain are dependent upon be for ,e visited, thc food in England was the "as this, "It's about time that guy Christmas earnings to provide other nine places. I R. F. D. 22 least satisfactory. Our fat Belgian (the men's student pl'esident) gave themselves with C h r i s t mas Fourth, the use of hosts and Frizellburg, Md. landlord, his aproned a and bedroom- 1ut the results. He's had them long slippered daughter, flaxen-haired money from securing before- hostesses will provide for get- Dear Miss Cumtoneck, kitchen and chamber maid, and :1 ~'lough. I don't trust him not to We ain't much good at spellin' young Scotch boy waited on tables ~heat in the tabulations and where Christmas employment; and ~~~~ t~C~uo~!:~~op~~d~~~~ct~~ out here on the farm, but we sure and supplied us with roast beef, boil- lid he get the authority anyhow?" WHEREAS: The Christmas va- the part of many. want to tell you how much we ed potatoes, boiled cabbage and truly This is the type of heelish talk that cation coming when and as it These are the advantages to liked your radio program last awful coffee. One pays extra for prevails like a poisonous burning Few of does will give the student body a be secured from the use of this Tuesday. It sure was good. 'l1ilk at meals or gets it at the Milk agent over all this campus. in coop- are consistent theBe students week following New Year's Day plan. Since the method suggested Some 0' them songs was a little Bars, which we patronized almost eration, loyalty, and above board me when the holiday events and ac- above gives its opponents the too. much ,my for husband), and but George every night. The "Laughing Cow" < .