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the same story -- talented. but no Donny Osmond. Then

one cold snowy evening as 1 wandered the streets I

came upon the largest ranch-style structure I had
ever seen. t mean that sucker was a whole block

long! Not looking where I was going I tripped over

a snow covered lawn flamingo. When I hit the

ground I realized that I didn't have the strength
to get back up and that I'd surely freeze.

When I came to I was looking up into the big,
friendly face of Bruce Lippy, who was feeding me

soup at the time(cream of mushroom, I think). I was

a complete wreck---fluent in four languages, IQ over
140---hope less. Yet in 6 months, thanks to Bruce's
school, I had a goal job as a keypunch operator,

a shiny new Galaxle station wagon, a split-level '.n
Severna Park, and I was able to forget threAlang-

uages and a lot of the fourth. Bruce Lippy saved my

llfe---no stuff!" .

Besides this ~ersonal recommendation, there is
alsc the reassurance that we are recognized as fully

aceredited by the National Association of Dog Obedi-

ence Schools of North America as well as all Arthur
Murray Dance ·Studios. Now, for the "p1ece ef resis-

tance." just look at these gems from our course list.

ART, l)Human Portraiture lOlIfttroductory course to

acquaint the novice with the latest trends in por-

traiture. Spedial attention will be given to adoles-

cent portraiture. Students will be shown how to

enlarge the eyes for more emotional effect.

2)Painting on Black Velvet 211,212 - Two com-

plete semesters will be used so that the stUdent may

have time to master this technique that promises to

revolutionize the world of art. First semester will

emphasize the basics (sunsets, flowers, French poodles)

while the seoond will deal with the more abstract

subjects (big-eyed children, bullfighters, sailboats,
and super-endowed nudes).

3)Drawing Hatlpyl.~.ces315 - Explores in depth
the correct manner Of reproducing these pleasant

symbols of our time. Students will be shown how to
avoid the most common errors---occasiona1 hatrlips,
the "Mr. Potato Head" look, etc. The course also
presents the basic philosophy of happy faces---that
they are tasteful at any time on any object, even

the touchy ones (caskets, artificial limbs, wheel-
chairs. crib death victims, and sanitary napkins).