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Statistics of 1901. to the usual custom of arranging and compiling the class it has been determined that for our ALOHA a ,,' choice of would be better obtained by a vote of the class. Vve are 'vVe shall soon be college graduates. And so we feel that the age of our girls and the religion of OUf boys must not remain a secret any longer. But the question then presented itself of how we should award the C()llIpli"lI11'JI/rtJ'Y characteristics which we had picked out for the members of the class. Doubtless the class would not all speak at once. Surely no one was clamoring for the unsurpassed privilege of the titles so clothed with honor and dignity. And yet we well knew what blessings of love (n would await those who distributed the unsought honors. Therefore a ballot has been re- sorted to as the best and most efficient method of determining the statistics. If any member of the class feels her beauty spot has been passed by unnoticed, or that his talents have unfortunately escaped acknowledgement, they have only their classmates upon whom to heap their blame and lin bounded criticism. The vote has resulted as follows: Mr. Barber and Miss Hope have been elected, though not unanimously, the two MOST UNIMPORTANT members of the class, a result due, no doubt, to their former prominence and distinction. Mr. Bixler and Miss Myrtle Harris have carried off the prize as the CLUMSIEST. who have beheld this couple waltzing have been im- pressed, no by the appropriateness of this selection. "And those who came to laugh at then turned aside and wept." Mr. Caton and I'diss Crockett, after numerous conquests during four years, have secured undisputed sway as the GREATEST HEART BREAKERS. The lofty honor of CLASS BEANPOLES unquestionably belongs to Mr. Clarke and Miss Eulalie Harris. Their right Jet no man dispute. 11r. Cobey and Miss Pickett have nttJ(lkCllcd to find the honor of the SLEEPIEST waiting- for them, due no doubt to their record as members of the class. -+ 57 +-