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Mr. Dashiell and Miss Armacost, our "Pretty people," have captured the infantile vote of the CUTEST Mr. Devilbiss and Miss Weigand have been presented with the hard fought choice of CLASSBABIES. First and foremost among the candidates for the SPOONIESTmembers of the class stand Mr. Gilligan and Miss Gladhill. The former is from Baltimore, the latter is from Union Bridge; that is sufficient explanation, is it not? Mr. Harrison and Miss M. B. Harris, although with three years of dining hall experience, have been so punctual and attentive that line that they have carried off first place as the GI{EEDIEST. Pre-eminent, unquestioned, and undisputed Mr. Holt and Miss May stand adorned and honored with t he loud and enviable title of GREATEST TATTLERS. Mr. Krauss and Miss Hunter by their dogmatic utterances and erratic actions have secured the honor of the CRANKIEST. The imperial offices of GREATESTSCIENTIFICFLIRTS are recognized as belonging certainly to Mr. Lankford and Miss Clark. Mr. Martland and Miss Woodall have all striven to impress upon their classmates their utter ignorance of what work and consequently have been elected the LAZIEST. Mr. Myers and Miss Carlia Harris have won for themselves by their over-bearing demeanor the supreme honor of being the MOSTCONCEITED. Mr. Neff and Miss Schaeffer, after a noisy record in the class, have secured the first place as the LOUDEST. The title of GREATESTHAYSEEDShas been bestowed upon our country girl the old man, 11/:;;., Miss Reese and Mr. Phillips. MA~IMA'SDAI{LlNG, that dear and comprehensive term which. may mean so much, according to the and in proportion to who" rnamrna" is, is recognized by the as belonging to Mr. Shreeve and Miss Adkins. By common consent the appropriate title of MOST BASHFULhas been bestowed upon our class flirts, Mr. Tawes and Miss McMurran. After tedious and difficult labor. and by the free use of midnight oil, and as a result of untiring and weary efforts on the part of the committee, the following additional statistics of the class have been compiled. And we hope that they may be of interest to our readers: The weight of the class is officially announced as one hundred and thirty-nine one-half pounds. The average height is five feet six and two hundred and seventeen, -1- 58 -r-.