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in the world "Corahs ' sphere of action has been to every possible subject, for occasionally 0) she has own which she does not hesitate to express when the least The opinions are original, too, nor does she hesitate lest they disagree with the common acceptance. Extraordinary girl, with opinions more than ex- traordinary! \Voe to the one who unfortunately arouses her ire! Yet she lives in mortal agony lest some one express some "opinions" about her. She is prone to apply to herself everything she hears which is detrimental to any- one else. Her faults must be many or her meekness unbounded. Some people never bask in the smiles of fortune. James Edwin Shreeve has never failed to come out at the little end of the horn in every- thing he has undertaken, but he comes up from defeat after defeat with the same smiling countenance-his smiles-c-O, they reflect the glor,Yof heaven in their radiancy, evidences of an, all-consuming love, cute manifesta- tions of a pleased and honest expression of a good nature. With such a perpetually beaming countenance, ";Vfollie" tries to ingratiate himself in some girl's favor, but for some reason his infatuation is of short duration. He does not become at this, but immediately begins an attack else- where; for that reason strikes have been without number. He applied for admission to the glee club, he was rejected; he became a candidate for the track-team, he was the slowest runner of them all; he aspired to become a pugilist. he endured untold corporal punishment to win the plaudits of his mates, but never once has the serenity' of his mind been disturbed. The more he is teased. the closer the corners of his mouth approach his ears. He is lured into many embarrassing situations, but he is still the same "Jimmie." He is the target for all wit, but he cannot see the point of a joke. What a stock of good nature in a small body! There are a few specimens of humanity closely akin to the lower animals. Patrick Henry Ta-ves resembles the "lobster." He began to beat his way in life so long ago that he can not remember when he was not kicking. The truth is that he can do nothing else but beat his way and oppose everything that anyone wishes done. He is an excellent specimen of his kind; when anything becomes too hot for him, he is sure to squeal, .alt hough he delights to make things warm for other people. But a wonderful change came over him in his Senior year. "Pat" one day announced that he was twenty-one years old. His mates felt that he should be ., impressed" with a lasting realization of his increased responsibility. The result-a consultation. an assessment, a birthday gift-a jumping-jack presented at the supper table, a -1- 54-1-
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