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3 Use the clues and the picture (which has two characters) Interview to determine the theme of the puzzle. with the Across Down 6] cheap substitute for [331 down 51 [44] dowlllanded on this 101 he rode on an animated ship 7) dessert (first word) Devil 15] endless supply 10] _ & cheese 201 settlers at feast 13) introduced [22] across to 221 maize the settlers IIY MAGGIE KIMURA uaff wrtter 26] done before eating. sometimes 24] take one of these after dinner- The Devil comes across to 30] word after [7] down 29] these U's are broken us as being evil. It's the way 311 military leader of [20] across :32] Stove Top, e.g. some of us have been taught. 55] 1st feast: Dec. _ (first part) 331 gobbler Since looking for the truth is a 56] second part of [55} across 44] nautical-flower reporter's job, I decided to go into Hell for an in-depth profile ~ 31 scream in war of him. 11Slices Plus Pizza, e.g. 6]_what? When people say it's hot in 4] locale ofItaly's tiller 8]_you were Hell, they're kidding and .. It's defi- of cold most pretty nitely 5] dirty _ 9] plateau 11] Spielberg pal 12] lower digit the inhabitants are wearing very the protection. Meeting good 13] rebels in N. Ireland (abbr.) 14] atomic #44 (abbr.) Devil is quite informal; he 181 panpipes material 16] Sen.'s colleague doesn't put on airs and he also 19] Egyptian soul 17L_wholam 23] TV's teen doctor's initials 21] coffee makes sure and drinks that are there always are refilled 28] tool 23) medical pro (abbr.) enough glasses to go around. 35J bin 25] brew He has white skin and blood red 36] place of worship 26] he recently toured America eyes. Upon noting that he was 39] 35th president's bro.'s monogram 27) precipitation wearing a sweat suit, he replied 40J beast of burden 34] first trio that he makes sure he stays fit 421 symbolized by ampersand 37)60 min. (abbr.) by running and lifting weights. 45] wild 38] charade Not bad for someone whose age 47] modem: prefix 41] ISO Roman years is timeless and who has gray 48] daughter of Pan and Echo 421 sing. article before vowel hair in profusion. 49] negative force 43)_,re,me,fa ... On the subject of music, he 50] Earth 46] TLC donor is consistent. He likes listen- 51] friend in Nice ing to Barry Manilow, John 52] Mr. _, the speaking equine , Denver and Neil Diamond. But 53] socket Power (abbr.) when the citizens of Hell' are 54] former acting up, he uses the songs of Barney to settle them down. That's interesting, using a purple dinosaur's songs (which most of us hate), to soothe. He likes to party while wearing white John Travolta suits. He has enormous plat- form shoes which defy all rules Mike Puskar '99 of logic and safety. In every- presents day wear, he dresses in J. Crew and because clothes L.L. Bean the "they're comfortable and are Illi1en resilient He do". reads . scholarly duties I many to the must books TCffiJr and is attempting out soon, but can- to get his au- tobiography in not since the publishers "don't "Phoenix Fire" pt. nJ like [him] and they (kind have offeel- this with angels" thing ing sorry, aren't you?). Knowing that this profile fter a few seconds, Daniel was pulled into some sort was due, he let me out, so here +a_ >/ warp and began feeling like every cell in his body I am typing this up and waiting as being stretched out of proportion. He could see oid around him, The next thing Daniel for my next Irip into Hell w was a room made of blinding walls of pure gold ... YOUR MOM WILL BE PROUD. YOUR DAD WILL PAT YOU ON THE BACK. EDITOR LISA WILL LOVE YOU! WRITE FOR 1lIE PHOENIX Next: "Phoenix Fire" nears its end as Daniel Pyner learns the truth! CALL X8IiOOFOR DETAILS