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,§;QQIlL 1flJn~ IL81§tc§~81tc Jan. 3- A shocker; the time. room. The Laurel Redskins is as appealing as By JAY HaBERT came to the Orange Bowl Dallas Mavericks lose. My Jan. 7-31- The NFL play- Spt>ru&Ji"" the Laurel Orioles. Having Guess who's back in cir- and the best game of '94 (up CYO team puts out a better offs were as fun to watch as Jack Kent Cooke tbat close culation? Irs been a long to J8O.2). The tempo of this effort, I look for relief by anything on the Discovery to my house would make game went to Nebraska, and break and I'm still not ready watching "The White Channel, NBA basketball me lock the doors and run for fOT the Spring semester. So yet they decided to play ole' Shadow." This episode and NHL hockey should cover. The Bullets sull embar- on the biggest drive of their far in '94, the sports world season. Florida State went Salami wins the game for apologize for making their rass themselves, while the has been interesting with ev- down kicked a field goal and Carver High and then gets respective sports so boring Caps hired Jim Schoenfield erything from the constant almost kicked the champion- jumped the next day for (I rather watch Full Contact and his doughnuts (Paging changing of No.I's in col- ship away when everyone wearing a shirt saying I Golf or the Sumo High Ron Koharski). Baseball still ~Cheap Trick Rules." lege hoops to the Nancy from Charlie Ward to Elvira watch Monday Night Foot- Dive). I still hale ice skat- has no commissioner, though Kerrigan shanghai affair. ing and could care less if the J hear Commissioner Gordon So here we go with our (Mistress of the Dark) ran ball until Dan Dierdorf gets Hee Haw Honey's went to from Batman fame needs em- onto the field with time still on my nerves (about 10 sec- month in review. remaining. After the 15 yard Lillenhammer to skate. ployment. Unfortunately, his Jan.Iv.It's midnight and onds). Wesley College's gym is problem would be every time Happy New Year. Buddy penalty for stupid behavior, Jan 4-5. Play Sega. about the size of my bath- someone stole a base, he Nebraska went down field, Ryan plots to sucker punch Madden Greats 112, India- room, while seeing the Bills would call the Dynamic Oiler Offensive Coach but then it seemed that time napolis O. Storm of the and tbe Cowboys in the Su- Duo. Next issue: NCAA Kevin Gilbride. He attempts ran out. Wait! Nebraska got Century is reported to he per Bowl made me want 10 hoops, NBA hoops, and to hire Buster Douglas, but time put back on the clock coming. The storm is sup- go hug porcelain in my bath- cheesey mascots. Buster turned it down. say- and still missed a field goal posed to wipe out all activi- ing Sunday's are all-you- that was so awful and wide ties for 1994. can-eat days at the Pon- that I thought Cbip Jan. 6- Kerrigan. I never ~l.b~AYS derosa for $3.99. Buddy de- Lobmiller came onto tbe though I would see the day don't -\0heLp SA'Iebte cides to do it himself in field and kicked that one. that anyone would pay at- front of the ESPN Sunday Jan .2- Buddy swings and tention to figure skating Night crowd. misses, but later gets a call (the Ice Capades I watched every from Gerry Cooney saying count). While this act was bowl game imaginable (I'm they should fight at Caesars. uncalled for , thankfully ~~~CALL still waiting for the 2000 This is billed as the "White Kerrigan was alright. I still Flushes Bowl and the Dr. boys wbo put fighting to could care less about the Pepper/Mr. Pibb Bowl) and shame." It's so bad that Don Winter Olympics. Around this time, Homer was pretty impressed. I was King doesn't even promote Simpson and Fox buy the '''~.-8887- sorry to see that West Vir- it. Every NFL game went ginia couldn't make it to the into overtime today, except rights to air NFC games ".:. Sugar Bowl, because their the Colts-Buts game, be- over the next four years. replacements were pretty cause no one wants to see Hey CBS! The Frog Jump- butt-heinous. Finally it the Colts play any longer ing Contest of Calaveras than they are required. County needs some air Earthstwre, ... OFFICERS' TRAINING COR P S SUMMER SCHOOL FOR PEOPLE ONTBEIRWAY TOTRE TOP. If you didn't sign up for leadership training. By the ROTC as a freshman or time you graduate from col- sophomore, you can still leqe, you'll have the creden- ~a!~~sub~o a~~~~dl~s~- "E~OER HI~ ~~'llo~: =/th~:lf: Army ROTC Camp "confidence and disci- Challenge, a paid six- pline it takes to succeed week summer course in in college and beyond. ARMY ROTC THE SMARTESTCOWGE COURSEYOU CANTAKE. For more information please call Captain Navarro x720 or x727 Or visit our office, sec- ond floor Gill Gym.