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Page 4 Scrimshaw January 17, 1980 Anyone you know? • ~-:::::=- famous WMClte. The problem Is, This lovable child grew up to be a which of the thirteen-odd hundred of us (I guess, really the 600-odd males) Is this wonderful kid. The first one of you to figure out the Identity of the mystery baby will win a twelve-pack of Stroh's (or alternate beverage). Additional ~~~~rW!~ ~e~=o~et~ev:~~ad~~~ For now, here are a few to keep you busy, 1) hewill probablY,kl1lus when he sees this, 2) athlete- musician-scholar who plays the Jews-Harp In his spare time. I guess this will teach him to bring baby booksto campus. 70's summed up , John Hines Keith Arnold , Reasons to be Iranian xeescns Why The World is In support in his 'SOcampaign 7. We made the Ayatollah Man ot Good Shape: 11. Ted Kennedy still has more the Year 1.We made It to 1980 bridges to cross 8. The world can laugh at our John Hines Nancy Menefee th!OM~~:aa;:~~Ste~la'::~ ~~:~~ver 2. We did not elect Kennedy 12. Bruce Jenner Is not running President and not take him 1. Lots of sand 11.You can buy a houseon credit 3. We did get Bella Abzug to take for congress seriously (Jimmy Carter) 2 Three year olds can grow and know you will not live to pay off her hat 13. New child labor laws will 9. The Star Trek revival failed beards for It 4. Wedid flOtpassE.R.A. prohibit Dennis Cosewich from 10. Skylab did not hit the 3. Religious leaders do not have 12.Few tourists' S. We realized that Russians running for political office again Ayatollah to wash their hair, they rust put It 13.No metro construction were not made of sugar and spice 14.We stili get change back from 11.JohnWaynedled under II turban, mount a valve In 14. No. problem finding a Joe and everything nice a 20$ bill when webuygas 12.Ted Kennedy learned toswlm the back and sell the 011 Smith In the phonebook 6. We iellrned to laugh at II 15. We have not graduated 13. Nostradomls predicted It 4. You can take Hostage Holding 15. Lots of American Christmas politician and not take him ReasonsWhy The World Is About would beover In the 'SO's 101 tor credit or no-credit cards seriously (Jerry Brown) toEnd: 14.55¢ per gallon Isonly half of It S.lran Is for lovers 16. Ernest Hemingway's A 7. We forgot about the Bee Gees 1. Howard Coseli Is stili doing 15.We ~ve not graduated 6. Kiss, Queen, and Foreigner Farewell to Arms, Is widely read and Andy Glbb Monday Night Footbali never mllke TOP-40 among thieves B. Johnny Carson Is still on the 2.We did not win any wars Stroke! 7. Prime time combat In- 17.No. LV. Organization err 3. Chrysler Is still In business structlon gets better ratings than lB. Herb Smith might run Ted 9. Our latest first lady Is not an 4. E.R.A. Isstill alive and well The WMCMens Swim team StarskyandHutch VenetouilstobeAyatoliah alcoholic S. We did not take over any posts a 2-2record 'while the Women 8. Their camels can fill up at 1S¢ 19. Everybody likes Ted Ken- 10. Jerry Brown Is relying on embassies are 2-1. Freshman Denise Frech agallon nedy "Organized Acupuncture" for 6. Wedid not enddisco and Senior Mike O'Loughlin have 9. The church that frowns on 20. Nuclear weapons may Philosophtcal review both qualified for the NCAA kinky sexallows flagellation provide a new form of birth control DI,I,lonlll Nencnerrecmement. OOOOOOOOOQllOOOOOaoooooooaaoooaaaOOaaDO . br=~~-~tr~:~I~~hl~ ~~~~fY2~~~ Terrors face Blue Jays from page 2 the last one Is except that It Isn't and the 100yard tireast-stroke In ODCCCCCCO Thursday at 8 p.m. ICICC.CCCCOt be a fondness tOl' torturing small .:'00~y~a~'d~b~,e:a'~t'~'t~,o~ke~l~n~I;03:;:.':!:~~~~=ii~iii2!!2!!2!!~~~~ some things about God's Good. We good. It might be vanity. 11might 1:12. O'Loughlin qualified In the in Gill Coliseum can ask, "What Is God working toward?" Answer: Good. We ask, Insects. All we know for sure Is that "What Is Good?" Answer: We It isn't goodness, because If If I have the properties of ali-strength, were, the theologians wouldn't don't know. We ask, "Does God have had to retreat to Goodness. l all-knowledge, and all-goodness?" created an all-powerful and all- What have they done?They have Answer: Yes. We ask, "So what Is this property Good that we et- Knowing being which Isn't good. tribute to God?" Answer; We have Faced with the question of evil no Idea. We ask, "Then have we they have retreated, and sacrificed really attributed to God any the Kindness, compassion, and propertyatall?" humanity of Good ,fOl' his lesser There Is one more thing we can traltsotstrength and knowledge. say about Good: It Is not good. With What has Christianity presented this last defense Chrtstlan us with? A God who Is theologians have given God three megalomanical Is not good, and properties; omniscience, ern. whom I have no reason to believe nipotence, and something which Is exists. not goodness. 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