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.. Thursday, October 3, 1996 - Page 12 FEATURES ~ Highlights from the president's office Continued from page / / tion of a new science facility. The new build- In the middle of September, Chambers decisions. Hughes Medical Institute, with a donation ing will be the most expensive ever con- visited Hungary to welcome a new class of The start of this semester marked the end of $700,000 to the college, and Lockheed- structed at WMC. "If all goes according to freshmen toWMC. This freshmenclass con- of a hectic summer for Chambers and the Martian, a defense contractor based in plan, we'll break:ground in the spring and sists of 33 students, one-third of whom are WMC community. "Easily the dominant Bethesda, donated $300,000. start work in the summer," says Chambers, from Russia and the Ukraine. "I am pleas- event was the presence of the Ravens," says The campaign's efforts culminated in the adding that the construction of the facility antly surprised with the number of students," Chambers. "Everything went amazingly Defining Moment launch held on Saturday, will be an 18 month project. says Chambers as he reflects on the total of smoothly." Chambers soon expects te sit Sept. 28th. Captain Kangaroo's return to Chambers lists the continuing efforts of 55 students who attend WMC Budapest. If down with the Ravens management to ne- WMC and a laser light show highlighted the The Capital Campaign as one of his major the program continues to progress as it has gotiate a contract for a possible return to launch with the primary purpose of formally goals for this semester. Another important in the past, one hundred students will soon WMC next year. announcing The Capital Campaign's goal. goal is to maintain and increase the success be involved in the exchange, "an extensive Chambers did manage to squeeze two According to Chambers, ''The launch will of WMC's campus in Budapest, Hungary. program in a school with only 1200 stu- weeksof vacation into his busy schedule this say.toeveryonethatthecampaignistosome Twenty students from WMC Budapest are dents," according to Chambers. Now that summer. He traveled to Europe for ten days, degree a success. It will give us momentum presently finding theirway around the United the students from Budapest have arrived in spending time in both London and Athens. for the final push we need to get across the States, and according to Chambers, "they are the United States and the program can be He also visited the Grand Cayman Islands top." amazing students." The students represent called a success, Chambers sets his sights where he was able to keep up with his scuba Fromthe campaign's fund-raisingefforts, II countries includingAustralia, Greece, and on finding a way to get WMC students over diving skills: $12 million will be dedicated to the construe- Mexico. to Budapest, a process which involves many CLASSIFIEDS Mister Doodle melting. . It was like someone had a from page 3 Continued I turned the knob to the navy blue door blowtorch and was spraying it through the of the shower, and it opened with a blood nozzle. ADOPTION: Loving, Secure, White TRAVEL curdling screech. I walked in. The theme I was now outside the shower, breathing couple unable to have children of OUf ***FREE TRIPS & CASH*** music from Missiqn Impossible blasted from in short gasps. I felt like I was having an Find out how hundreds of student the showerheads. Jesus, the stall was muggy asthma attack, and was weak and nausea. 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