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Page 6fWestern Maryland College/October 29, 1987 _ Jess Walter A freeze-dried BLOOM COUNTY letter home So you still haven't written When you come visit me, I your parents. want you to () meet all my Don't worry about it. I friends. ( ) bring me some friends, haven't written your parents () ba,il my friends out of jail. either. The last time I saw you ( ) I But I know what you're realized how much you mean to thinking. What can I possibly me, ( ) I didn't recognize you. ( ) tell my parents that they didn't was too soon. know about me when I moved Sorry I haven't called, I ( ) out, in 19787 Don't worry, I'll spend all my time studying, ( ) handle it for you. spend all my time studding, ( ) Just clip the following letter. sold the phone to buy back my check the appropriate boxes. toss plasma. it in the mail, and sleep Could you send some more peacefully toni.g.h...L.. money I ( ) need to buy an o.a..()Mom,()Dad,() Baffled Parole Officer. College is ( ) groovy, ( ) really really groovy, ( ) lilce prison without all the nice guys. My roommate(s) is/are ( ) groovy, ( ) a biker who parts his ~~~~ hair down his spine, ( ) eleven nyphomaniacs of the opposite • sex. . iJ I really ( ) miss you, ( ) can't seem to remember who, exactly. , you are, ( ) wish you'd tell me where you moved. The best thing about college is ( ) the diversity of opinion, ( ) the diversity of beer brands, ( ) that it is too much (or me to annual. ( ) haven't eaten anything afford. J have decided to major in solid in three years, ( ) should ( ) business, ( ) pool, ( ) alcohol really take some classes while I'm retention. here. My classes are ( ) intel- Most of all I want to say how lectually stimulating and much () I love you, () money all emotionally gratifying, ( ) the the other students get from their same ones I flunked last quarter. patents, () cottage cheese it takes ( ) probably being held to fill a guitar case. Nine pounds. somewhere on campus. Say hi to ( ) my beloved Since I've been at college. I've siblings, ( ) fight promoter Don realized that ( ) all those things King. ( ) anyone you see who you told me in high school are looks like Richard Dawson. true, ( ) I never went to high () With love, ( ) With school, ( ) I can fan louder than nagging discomfort, ( ) Send my roommate. Cash, Men's- soccer ties Dickinson Devils end zone with 5:21 to play but an continued from page 2 incompletion on the potential 21:42, which was good for fifth game winning two point place. conversion ensured the Green's Men's soccer played the sixth loss of the season. Junior tough Dickinson Red Devils to an defensive back Danny Blackburn overtime 2-2 tie. Senior Denny turned WMC's big play of the Synder netted the first goal on a game with an interception and a penalty kick. Frank Kratovil 97 yard touch down return just scored the second goal in the before halftime to give the Terrors second half on a wide angle shot. a 7-3 lead at that point John The WMC football team Bailey threw the key block to came very close to a victory allow Blackburn's scorching against the the ever formidable sprint Franklin and Marshall. The The Women's soccer game Terror defense kept the game was postponed due to a mix up. within reach, allowing just 67 The 8-2-1 Lady Terrors will yards on the ground, but complete their season this nonetheless WMC fell 13-14. afternoon instead at Mary Jim Fultz ran five yards into the Washington.