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October 30, 1980 Scrimshaw pageS Shall' the meek inherit the earth? Terry Dam Do you know-that night time is I-----------------__:_---,,,--------_~ I'm sure that you're all aware by their prime time for appearance? now, that those insects you During their nightly feeding and sidestep in your room and the escapades, cockroaches consume cafeteria are cockroaches any type of food. (And they have parasites! Besides realizing that even been know tc eat paper and they have Invaded the place and ink! Now there's the ultimate that 'hey are gross looking, how excuse for not turning in a much cockroach trivia do you homework assignment.) really know? Cockroaches rarely use their Are you aware that they are the wings, they mostly jump and run. most primitive of living insects? Even better, they will let you carry For 300 million years, these them; they'll attach themselves to resilient creatures have survived your trouser leg or shoe or crawl ravages of nature and all of man's between your notebooks etc. So, attempts to squash, spray or while you're carrying them, be (___ bugbomb them to extinction. Do comforted in knowing that they you know that they thrive best in carry germs of diseases both in- • ~_ kitchens, bakeries, breweries and ternally (in their intestines) and '-:- -'~_.:_ __ __:_ _j hothouses? All of these places externally (on their legs). become sc-ccntceec that they fail propagate a new generation of Dorm nemesis is right! It's combined describe your typical Are you aware of the latest in to procreate, so their fecundity spray-resistant offspring. inevitable that they'll continue to 13x13dorm room; it's no wonder pest control? Scientists have rate lowers. But, there are always Loathsome as it may seem, frustrate and defeat us. Someday, that they love your cubicle sweet chemically produced an a few hardy roaches that survive entomologists speculate that when the lion lies down with the cubicle. aphrodisiac that overwhelms any spray because of some lucky roaches may someday be a source lamb, maybe we can lie in her. cockroaches in confusion They genetic abnorma~ity and will then of nutrition for humans mony with the cockroaches. Maryland my Maryland: Jan term at home HOUSE OF LIQUOR Debbie Wooden The course Is open to anyone; not listed in the January term The Chesapeake Bay. with a maximum enrollment of 23. catalog. Baltimore's Harbor Place. The Fees are $200, which include Anyone wishing further ln- Allegheny Mountains. These and transporation, tickets and en- formation contact Dr. Earl other sites will be the targets of trance fees. There are no Griswold, ext. 537 or Dr. James CHECK IN STORE SPECIALS some Western Maryland College prerequisites and the grading plan LIghtner, Director of the January students InJanuary. Iscredlt/nocredit. This coursewas term at ext. 247. The course entitled, "Maryland, College I.D. Required C'.ok <9u, My Maryland," will explore every Intensive French major region in the Free State. 848-1314 B... .stud.f. According to Dr. Earl L. Griswold, offered . course instructor, the class will experience the state of Maryland through its history, geography, leffTrice cultural. and recreational aspects. The new Intensive French Later on in the schoolyear, some Students will explore this' Program here at Western evaluating and testing will be done "America in Miniature," noted for Maryland is off to a good start, to measure the program's et. its bay, mountains and terrain that according to Dr. Eulalia B. Cobb. tectiveness. If is hoped that these so closely resemble the United. Eighty students are taking the results will confirm the progress States, In general. . course, which consists of three that has been made by the-rn. Traveling to Annapolis they will. components: the master class, the tenstve French Program and visit the state capitol's major sites drill session, and the laboratory. document its success here at suchas the State House.St. Mary's This system gives the student WesternMaryland. County, called the "Mother maximum exposure to the WMC's program is unique in the Country:' is rich in historical lore. language while increasing their state of Maryland. The program There students can see recent comprehension. AI11hree parts of might one day spread to other historical developments such as the program are designed to colleges and universities, as Dr. archaelogical dIgs to uncover enhancethe learning process. Cobb has a workshop planned for ancient streets. The Intensive French Program her colleagues around the state to The old and new will be found in has been a dream of Dr. Cobb's Introduce them to the Intensive Baltimore as student go from Fort since 1977.Last year the faculty French Program. McHenry, where FranciS Scott voted on and approved the One student taking the class Key composed"The Star-Spangled program, and this faU the program commented, "I like the concept, Banner," to the newly constructed was implemented. The French and it is well taught, but the course Harbor Place. Baltimore will also classes now have their own is very demanding and it takes alot be experienced quite broadly in laboratory, where students listen of time. Three times more time cultural aspects with students to tapes ct the individual chapters. than any other course I'm taking." attending Its theatres, the In the Drill Sessions, student smyphony and sports events. teachers enforce the Master Class The "gateway to the west," lessonthrough additional speak.ing COLLEGE better known as the Allegheny and repetition. Mountains, will show students the Dr. Cobb's reaction towards the STUDENTS varied terrain of Maryland. In- program is one of satisfaction. She dustrial complexes in the area will feels that all of her students and all also be on the itinerary. The of Dr. Cipolla's students have Improve your ChesapeakeBay and the Eastern made tremendous progress in grades! Shore wlth Its seafood culture will speaking and learning the foreign be someof the other sites visited. language. "I'm immensely In addition to places, students pleased with the program. I feel Send $1.00 for your will also beexposedto the peopleof the students are really com- 306-page, research paper Maryland, such as the Amish and municating with me," says Dr. catalog. All academic Baltimore. Dr. Griswold believes r----------, various ethnic communities of Cobb subjects. that at this time when many are TYPING AND Collegiate Research traveling to Europe and other p.o. Box 25097H faraway places, that we should STENOGRAPHY Los Angeles, Ca. 90025 look at what's In our own SERVICE backyard. Myriads of visitors come to Maryland every year to I~C;S;i;;~~--- view the sItes. In preparation for (all 346-7131 the visits, students wltl see Cora Lee Collins I Pleaserush the catalog. documentary films dealing with Pick·up and d",livery I Name _ Maryland produced by Dr. service available I Address I In the Forum at 5:15, i30. 9:45, and 12:00 . Griswold. He has had an extensive but extra. I CII, I back.grund in the state and has .LS~t:.~~-_-_-J travelled It well. 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