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Wednesday, February 12, 1975 Scrimshaw Page 5 .continued from p. 1 To The Tusk Boy Gold Bug out of sight. Yes ...yesweshedafewtears e S Jjh He 0 u e (those of us who managed to survive the wreck) for she was an honorable craft. But it so Dear friends, haben si~ ein ~6.r.~n!~st~otu~hdee~~~~e~~~ problem? A Quandry perhaps, in battle and somewhat or even a di-lema? Fear not, weakened--one of his great for I have wandered into this grey tusks was ripped off land of succour-seeking and collected by us as we st udents armed with the swam for shore. After reaching soothing salve of great shore we decided that there is KNOWLEDGE. I am just itch- nothing we cannot do. (Well ing to sm_ear it allover you would too if you just swam you'all, so write me a letter}! I a couple hundred miles without I know some of you have - ever having passed In- problems, so there's no excuse termediate.) Taking our not to write. If you don't, I'll momento (the tusk) back home just sit here behind my Sears we began to doodle on the grey special and fake some. That ivory. Now we are in the :~~\ddbebaewa~~~io:~im:~a~~:1 - h~~~~~~~~stfn~iJtlt~g m~~~ : besides. So write to me, I'm little less powerful a certain lonely! Great Grey Whale once and for' Seriously, I am here to help all. Here is the Scrimshaw. It , you, (I have a neurotic needto is new. And it has a mission feef needed, which means that (Main Street isn't the only if nobody writes I'll probably thing around with a mission). end up perched on the chapel Scrimshaw welcomes response roof howling at the moon.r so if and contributions from you have a problem either everyone. The Scrimshaw social. scholastic, or even won't pull any punches--it tells Elderdician, write to things straight, it challenges "Scrimshaw," Box 3A and I'll pretenders. It might be a little do my crazy best to dig up the rough going at first but already info you crave, untangle the Scrimshaw has a few regular chains of ambiguous command features. Besides a Voicebox that entangle you, or even for opinions and ideas, chase down the creep in the" Scrimshaw offers 'To the white robes that sold you the Tusk,' an action-line column Bhagvad-ghita printed in for problems which need Hindu. immediate a t t e n tto n . I'm telling you I can help! I Scrimshaw offers such social fear no dean, have friends in services as abortion counseling I The Family, and will stoop to information, and should there unheard of dept.hs to get. what be need for other real and you need. PLUS, I have taken heretofore politely ignored an oath on a stack of King problems, Scrimshaw will James Bibles that your con- carve into them also. Besides fidenciality is sacred. Ab- the normal ads, Scrimshaw is ~~~~~y p~.~~~~~!~~l~~ua~~ul~ r----------------.....:.-,---------.,~!~~r~~g(o~e:r~~an c1f~~s~~~~ personal reply thru campus sales). Best of all, for con- mail, rather than spreading My lord, since you have t in ut n g commentary, your inner-most secrets ?Il banished Poverty Scrimshaw will be published over the pages of this 1Il- From this fair land, I feel it one a week as long as the discrete rag, just say so and is my duty money lasts. Pick one up and I'll clam up and get to work for To lay an information that read. And if the Great Grey you. P.'S. Don't worry about the outlaw whale hasn't intimidated you my sounding like a big idiot, Has taken refuge in my too badly yet, then try an at- there are a 101 of little idiots on humble home. tack of your own from the the staph here to help if I get Bhartrhari inside ...carveen the ivory for a stuck. or if I catch Pneumonia while-get into some Scrim- from howling at the moon all shaw. co night and have 10 be put away ~------------------i someplace quiet. Read this: GeneFunk Saturday Night SGA Films "ToTheTusk" In case nobody noticed, this is NOT A Gold Bug. We' are ENTERTAINMENT OATES trying to start a vibrant, PLAYBOY CLUB Feb. 15 Oliver readable, and responsive Charlie Byrd Trio 2/14-15 Mar. 1 Pete 'n'Tiflie newspaper, and RESPONSIVE BALTIMORE PLAYBOY Mar. 8 My Fair Lady implies FEEDBACK. We on CLUB Ap. 5 Elvira Madigan - a beautiful Swedish film , UQT.O the staph of Scrimshaw really Charlie Byrd Trio 2/14-15 Ap. 19 Slaughterhouse-5 . based on Kurt Vonnegut s novel .Ly, want to hear your comments CAPITAL CENTRE May 10 Dr. Strange/ave - directed by Stanley Kubrick t.hsnks, We want- the newspaper to be Marvin Gaye and Jimmy May 17 Airport something to all of the students Castor Bunch 2/13 .1.1 on campus. If it isn't, why CELLAR DOOR au t.C spend all the lime and money Kinky Friedman 2/13 .I. Ura ner CIVIC CENTER :~prho~:~errn:~W;~~~~~i~in~ Custom Car, Cycle and Van Ascent of Man Film Series Schedule c. ~ anxiously, I might add.) Show 2/14-16 .llaV\" Scribble down a remark or two Ringling Bros. Barnum. and "nn'A." Bailey Circus 3/12-23 ! on a piece-of scraPOpaperdrand MECHANIC THEATRE Feb. 17 - The Grain in the Stone (Architecture) ana ::I"J"~"" ~~~~t~~.t~~~~i~or~ j~st ~~~ Jesus Christ Superstar 2/12-23 Feb. 24 - The HiddenStructure.(Chemistry) word, that. isn't so much .... is PAINTERS MILL MUSIC it? One lousy word is all we FAIR shown at 7:30p.m. in Room l06,MemoriaIHall. ~~;ds~eYO~o~~n~~~~ ~IA~~~~ Weather Report 2/16 April 28 - The Long Childhood (The Future) Bruce Springsteen 3/7 March 3 -Music of the Spheres (Mathematics) favorites if yOu want to. We'll Roy Clark 5/29-6/1 March 10 - The Starry Messenger (Astronomyl, settle" for your old ones, even if Bobby Vinton 6/24·29 March 17 - The Majestic Clockwork (Physics) they aren't in very good shape. Gladys Knight and the Pips March 24· The Drive for Power (Industrial Revolution) ® Surely you have some old ones 7/7-13 1 Spinners 8/11-17 ~;~~h/;,;:'7;~'/:'ue;;~;:X~:~i:h:~;~;; Evolution) American ~~:~t~~~;g ~~O~;adc:~~:~~i~r~i AI Green 9/5-9/7 April 14 - Knowledge or Certainty (Science and Humanism) Cancer Society them! Send them to me!!! I UMBC . L....:.A:::p::ri/~2:.:.'.:.- :_::G'::n:,,::":;o::_n _:::up:;:o:::n_::G:::'n:':.:"':::tio:::n.:.iG:::':::n::":ics::_' -lI- ....I CRAVE ENCOURAGF.MENT' Kool and the Gang 2/16