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PAGli.] TWO The Gold Bug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. COL Thoughts at Random VARIETY f BOOKS, PLAYS, AND LIFE A REVIEW OF By "Hazel" and "Hazelnut" hay! hay! hear it iz the furst ov june CAVALCADE fighting which cleverly impresses the and only thre dazes and thirteen hours tu The professional critic is vitally in- spectator with the unendurable length, Official student newspaper of Western Maryland College, published on Thursday go ... .next year this time we wil bee terested in "selling" the current picture the pain and the futility of it all-after during the academic year by the students of Western Maryland College, Westminster, graduating two .... boo-hoo! maybe we to the public, or in warning them away all, not a bad way to summarize those Maryland. Entered as second-class matter at the Westminster Postoffice. wil git ptomain poisening befor then and from it. We are freed from either ob- four years from 1914 to 1918. SUBSCRIPTIONPRICE $1.00 A YEAR save us all thet SOlTOW(~) .... ligation, for cavalcade has come and The handling of the World War was EDITORIAL STAFF we hav lots ov nuze this time-beleeve gone. ·A great picture, that, which in itself epochal. At 'last to 'escape Editor-in-Chief F. P. MITCHELL, '34 it or not "Armycost" haz a secret pas- does not -depend for its war interest on from a perpetuation of the germ of ha-' Associate Editor ESTHER V. RIGHTER, '34 sion in the personage of "Paine" .... a succession of startling raids, unbe- tred against the Germans into a larger News Editors •.................. DOROTHYM. PAUL, '34, CARLTONBRINSFIELD, '35 "Hed-headed Jacobson" haz bin doing '1 lievable submarine stunts, thrilling ex- attack on all the foolish mummeries of CoPY'Editor« FRANCES ELDERDICE,'3'5, C. L. WHITTINGTON, '34 lot ov talking; the remarkable fact iz ploits thousand of feet up in the sky, war! But Oavalcade contributes much Sports Edito1's MARTHAHARRISON,'34, EUGENE WILLIS, '34 thet she dozent say a thing fur all she and like camera tricks. For that's all more than that, It presents to a gen- MAKE-UP STAFF sez .... " Reds Wade" didunt like sum the main substance of the average war erat.ion old enough to appreciate it, Moo(Lging Ediiors ANTHONYDIKSA, '34, LORA M. OUTTEN, '34 ov "Libby's" actions, so he rote too let- picture is, until the most weepy cooed though too young to have experienced Assistant Mam.aging Etiitor HERBERTSTEVENS, '36 turs tu hur muther complaining about has dulled the edge of her emotions and it, a pageant of the first part of the Stenographer FRANCES GLYNN, '35 them-wur we surprised wen We hurd yawns through the slaughter scenes, twentieth century. We sense the com- BUSINESS STAFF thet "Miss Parker" wuz entertaining longing for something exciting. Lilac ing of a new order when we see pic- Business Manager R. L. CAIRNES, '34 men in hur rume, but wen we hurd it 'rime, Wings, All Quiet on the 'Western tured in the faces of the spectators Advertising Manager A. N. WARD, .TR., '35 wuz "Mussleman" we didunt think a Front, The Big Parade, Hell's Angels, their grief at the death of Queen Vic- Assistamt Advertising Manager EDWARDBEAUCHAMP thing of it-wuzent the gurl's may day and that recent weary revival of the toria-and when a director can make Circulation Manager CARLEVERLY, '34 exquiz it I they even had lilies; dazies, same old line, with a double dose of Queen Victoria, even in her coffin, Assistant Circulation Managers and panzies-"Hazel" sez thet the boy's chivalry, known as Today We Live, are strike awe to the hearts of a college au- OLIVEMAY BUTLER, '35 ARTHUR.T. DOWNEY, '3'4 wuz much bettur though=-r'Marka" sez only 'outstanding examples of the type dience, we say it's a good job well done. THOMAS EVELAND, '36 EDWARDGAULT, '36 of show which perpetuates the fictional M. R. STEVENS, '35 SIMEON MARKLINE, '36 he iz getting a brake at last-got hiz The Titanic disaster, symbolising the ZELMA CALVERT picktur taken five times in less then an gloiies of war. reality and nearn-ess of death to those REPORTERS hour!-"Joey Klineman" made sum ov Contrast these with cavalcade. Then who may- think that they have con- the gurls jealous when he got dressed one runs out of adjectives adequately quered it, is beautifully treated. The Kathlyn Mellor, '34; Louise Needy, ':>'4; Muriel Day, '34; Edith Forney, '35; Orpha to distinguish between the two types Pritchard, '34; Dorothy Wicks, '36. up as th~ panther woman-o. elder son of the Marryots perishes here, Pat Mahoney, '34; Clarence Bussard, '34; James Bopst, '35; Brady Bryson, '35; the gurls in McDaniel Hall wur try-, of pictures-for Oavaleade is a type to luckier than his brother, who witnesses Reynolds Simpson, '36; .T. W. Nichols, '35; Robert Brooks, '36, Dexter Beane, ing tu imitate parrots the othur night itself. Here we see the emotional suf-' the great holocaust of six years later. '34. fering ,of those who are left behind. IVe are grateful to an unknown some, 'according tu "Hazelnut", but "Hazel" We 'see an English woman sending her sez thet they wur just planning a strike one who aged the characters beautiful- Worthy opinion; Model management; Correct news. in case thoze nue rules ar approved fur husband off to the Boer War in 1899, ly. The old man that was Clark Gable Str8~e elderly in next yeer-"Mary Roberts" haz "Bur- never dreaming that 1918 would find Norma Shearer Interlude and his in com- a life of sacrifice by' her consummating seem amateurish she iz the the be- E D r T o R I A L geh" on a string; he sez thet we almost tween death of her son. The years But parison. Like life, Oalvacade moves on met-'n gurl he evur bestis were happy ones, no doubt. furgot the two men (f) tuk "Mary the specter once seen of a useless con- through storm and strife, relieverd by Brown" away from "Read" the other lighter moments which somehow failed To the High You approach the finals which when passed will mark weak, and "Read" spent the hole even- flict, which she had glimpsed in the to make us smile. Temporary deadness School Senior the close of your public school life and bring you face ing luking fur a shotgun- '90's; would not be laid, and rose to is perhaps the best reaction to a por- to face with several important problems. Probably the claim her one remaining son just before trayal of this thing which is the des- most important question that you will have to answer in the next few "Terp Ward" iz trying out fur the the Armistice was signed. troyer of all good things in life. But if months is the one asked above: "What next after high school ~" Four VV. M. C. crew; he wuz paddleing hiz, The customary "touching farewells" one can read behind the scenes into the L years ago your answer to a like question was: "I shall continue my own (~) rowboat around Cascade sum are not lacking, but one's reaction is to- mind of the writer, one senses the hope education." This decision has cost you time, effort, and money; if you sunday night ago - competitive dr ill t.al disgust with the mob's careless en- for an active hatred- of war and: promo- have used the time well your high school diploma is worth all that it furnished sum surprises fur sum thusiasm. The apparently indispen- tion of peace. What a beautiful piece cost. It places you among a select ten per cent of those with whom you peop1e-did sum ov thoze boys put sable shots of the dead-and-dying are of propaganda in this age full of rt l-e-- entered elementary school ten or twelve years ago and will multiply forth-"Gilbert" and "Lansdale" think also included, but are converted into art th'at speaks its own message through your chances of success by ten. thet .they are burds-whoevur hurd of an effective panorama of four years of the compelling power of its truth. One of the great advantages which your high school education sitting on the roof, my, my-"Don Key-, gives you is the privilege of continuing your education if you so wish. ser" claims the provided: the first were classified and each student pre- m~re to get a college education, but the returns more than justify the monotones- denouncing participation in any war; sented his own work. sacrifice. A college degree is the door to all the learned profession, here's sum nuze thet just came in:- the second pledging to serve in the ar- So successful have these trips been, and it is also the best way into the other larger fields of service. Every "Dot Mitchell" haz "Mathias'" frat my only in case of invaslion of the that plans are being made for their con- high school graduate who can possibly do so ought to go to college. pin; no wunder "Moore" cant make any mainland of the United' -States; the tinuance. time any more--"Bill Wright" cut third is in the form of the traditional Students at Washington and Jeffer- Aloha! Commencement season is a time when the feverish excite- son College have ;hown an active in- Seniors! ment and gayety accompanying it cause friendships which, "Bopst's" throat if you shud ax "Ha- list of American citizens,hip and pledges terest in intramural athletics for 1932- up to then, have been merely casual to be firmly welded into zel"-"Hazel" sez thet the gurl's nudest participation in any war approved by 33. According to record, 263 students a permanent, beautiful thing. Now, suddenly, it seems, we are colony haz fiftean health seekers at the the President and declared by Congress. nine have brought face to face with the realization that old ties and associations prezent- The latter is for statistical purposes on- Water participated in the Wrestling sports: Polo, Basketball, ,Vol- are going to be severed, that there will be no next year for the seniors "Bennet" haz bin trying tu imitate ly. leyball, Boxing, Gymnastics, Handball and that there will be that feeling on the part of the underclassmen of "Bunny Tuckerman" unsucessfully- 'Mr . .T. F. Green, Yale '32, chairman singles, Handball doubles, and Swim- a void which can never be completely filled. "Campofreda" decided to git _hiz ring of the council stated that British under- And yet, although we find it difficult to express our regrets which baek frum ".Tenkins"-that iz about graduates have warned their govern- ming. Non-fraternity men with "A" teams come to mind at the thought of saying good-bye to '33, yet at the same all he could git back-"Elmer Latimer ment that they will "under no circum- and "B" enterulg. comprised the largest group time we realize that it is just saying" Aloha" which means "Hail and Hissey" haz the ambish ov being a stances fight for King and country." A farewell". We know that in our thoughts they will always be near, preacher!-"Kitty Rose decided thet similar declaration, Mr. Green added, ang the memories of their advice, their guidance and their inspiration on the part of our present college gen- COMPETITIVE DRILL will be a constant help in achieving more than we could have clone if she had tu git in ear1y one night, so she eration would influence the action of WON BY COMPANY B we had not had them. came home (a.nd so did he)- congress in regard to war, especially in (Continued from Page 1) As to the outlook for the future, the brightly shining lamp of even the faculty aT going tu the mov- view of its obligations under the Paris prosperity which was so suddenly dimmed in 1929 is now beginning- ies now-at least ten and there better pact. Company B afte'r the competition. military Tuesday, May 30, the entire to glimmer faintly once more. Graduating students, however, are still halfs went to see "Cavalcade"- T h 'e Intercollegiate Disarmament department celebrated Memorial Day. facing economic depression and a world groping its way out of a maze sumbody keeps on hollering "Who Iuks Council has been developed by a group The Battalion marched through Westmin- of heartbreak and despondency. It is up to those graduating to show like a hamburger," and everybody hol- of American students originating in ster, led by the college band. The unit them the way out of the entanglement. And may the seniors always lers "Lipsky"-'~Fleagel haz hiz own Geneva in 1931. At present it seeks to pa.rticipated in a short service at the remembe..r that if there doesn't seem to be places for them in life, then yeer buk-(a sears, roebuck catalogue) arouse the students to the issue at Westminster Cemetery, led by leading to go ahead and make their own. stake in the World Disarmament Con- citizens of the town. A firing squad com- At the end of their college careers let us then propose a toast: To -and a freshman boy won a bag of ference a well as in the forthcoming manded by Major George Hunter fired our friendships, our memories, our sorrows and' joys, our associations flour-Well- we hope yuh hay a niz( World Economic Conference. the military salute. while on the Hill. To the future, and to a greater Western Maryland time this summer- President Franklin Delano Roosevelt The R. O. T. C. unit al~o participated College. -so IQllg- will receive the degree of LL. D. from in a parade m Taneytown :}le same day.