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Profeseor-c=Now these Ostrogot.hs met the Huns and they--but that reminds me tip in Boston-" (Whealton slides off bis seat onto the floor and is rescued with difficulty). Profeseor-evUp in Boston they have a very unique Hungarian cafe. Of course I have never been inside of it but-" Wiley (coming to life again)-"WilI we have to know that if we have an exam, Professor?" Professor (after pounding on his desk for several minut€'s)-"You'll get an exam all right if you make any more flippant remarks. Where was I? " Chorue-v'You were in the Hungarian cafe in Boston." Professor-"No, I wasn't, either." (Spends five minutes convincing the class of that fact.) Professor-" Let's see, I was talking about the visigoths. By the way, they have a shield of the Visigoth's at Haahvud." (Entire class shudders at last word). Profcssor-"By the way, what is the date of the founding of Haahvud, Mr. Gi1l?" Gill (triumphantly)-" 1492." (Three minutes spent in quieting the room.) Professor, (becoming rather bewildered)-"Which is the greatest nation, the German or the French?" Moser:-"Well, now, Professor, Bonnotte says-" . Professor executes a pas seul on the table and is just about to break forth into speech when the bell rings and the class wakes up Wiley and rushes out. 170