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Senior Statistics Future Occupations Millionaires, 0 Detecuves.jz (Ledford, Moser) Presidents of U. S., 2 (Covel', Tipton) Jail-bird", 2 (Smith, Lewis) Blue Beards, 3 (Wheal ion, Gill, Eagiar) Barkeepers, 2 (Gerringer, Ledford) Chauffeurs, 2 (Ledford, Phelps) Night Watchman, 1 (Day) Undcrtalcers. d (Bennett, Darley et al.) 6 (Wiley, T. S. Englnr at al.) Inmates of Old Ladies' Home (Wright, G. 1\1. Englnr Thugs, (Day, Ledford, Gen'ingcr) and the other girls) Hot Dog Venders, 2 (Whealton, Lewts) Teacher in Dear and Dumb Asylum, 1 (Tipton) Auctioneers, 1 (Moser) Food fer Cannibals, 3 (Ledford, Gerringer, Day) Favorite Amusement Studying, Loving, Poker-playing, Loafing, Matrimony, Writing Poetry, Moving Pictures, and Tipton Favorite Sports Football, Baseball, Basketball, Checkers, Marbles, Ping-pong, Tidciley-winks, Tennis, Nation", and Whcalton. Statistics Average number of teeth, 24 (counting Ledford 32). Average number at breakfast, 12; Steak mornings, 27. Average number of d:mdel:3tine smiles sent per day, 84 (counting Gerringer, 142). Number of remarkably handsome people, 28. A veruge amount of hash consumed per week, Dtoni'. Average amount of strap consumed PCI' week, 11 hogsheads. Average amount of quail on toast pet' week-approaches 0 as a limit. 172
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