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First is " Doc" the popular (?) hypocrite, Who thinkest (perhaps truly) that he is just" IT;" He call prove black's white, is scheming and cool, He's the head and the tail and the" boss" of the school. Now" Rolly," the Dean, can claim second place, He's big in his body and he's bloated in face, But a credulous fellow and with jolly hee, bee, Accepts the boys' lies-mostly-tor that's wha.t; they be. Third.c-self and all-important, Doc's "Billy," Walks round all the while like he's real silly; But he pockets all cash and demerits deals out, So quick you can't tell what you're thinking about. Fourth,-the senior, the reverenced member, Is he whose lifeis in its Dccember.c- "Uncle jimmy," Prof. in language, of course He is a connoisseur of an excellent horse. Dr. Ward teaches Politics and State, He's a great large man, very wise and sedate; He clears his throat with a dignified ail', Then his voice sounds like it were thundering somewhere. Sixth,-Dr. Bounotte. hails from the French nation, He's the most wonderful linguist in all of creation; He keeps a cigarette behind each ear, Can speak any language you're desirous to hear. 1\1o['(~proud of this treasure than Croesus arc we, Because, "Jaws-a mercy," he owns a go-tee; A "Hussey" in name, appearance and fame, The girls will all call him "cute" just the same. "Doc" Moore, authority on fossils and bugs, As to features belongs to the family of pugs; As vou look on his comical face, all the while Th;re play the last beams of a heavenly (?) smile. 185