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F- \V-LL "Well, go on Mab, and give LIS the next item for consid- eration." (Mab adjusts spectacles and "wen, here is an important one our class. 'The Congress shall have power to give to Inventors the exclusive to their respective Dis- coveries;' so I move that we send the following List' to Congress for patents: \Vanted:-A form of constitution for school use (for the Senior class); a on jokes (Miss May); a guide for keeping two strikes from conflicting Crockett); a speaking-tube from Mab's room to Miss Katie's. to report rule breaking; an everlasting tooth-pick (Mr. Myers, Mr. Devilbiss); a new method of smiling (l\Ir. Mart land) ; a perma- nent strike (Miss Clark); a hair-dye (Chem.)-·' C- M-y. d Hush, girls! Miss Katie is knocking on the-radiator for quiet; no, indeed, she is coming up." (Miss Katie enters.) "Girls, make less noise." (Exit Miss Katie.) C- M-y. "Listen, I have a joke to tell YOLI. Once LIpan a time there was a Sister of Charity-c." F- begin that r will leave t.he room: besides, she gets hold of it the boys will have it be- what is meant by "Movement of Political "'Oh! that's easy; it is a question discussed in the forum and concerns political expediency. and is a result of territorial growth brought on by the non-political decisions of National Courts. But, really I must go home and read David Hnrurn. I know 1"11 flunk to-morrow for 1 haven't opened a book." (Exit Mile.) N- C-El'T. "\Vhew! but I'm glad the walking dictionary has gone; but upon soul, there is • Corah ' in the corner fast asleep." "No, I'm not; I'm dreaming- of my latest." (9:45 bell "Oh, the bell and we haven't been allover it yet' on inspection.) "Girls, go to your rooms, and, bel', ~. 157 +-