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Independent Order of United flunkers. HE membership of this Order is limited to those Seniors who " " " strictly study less than ten hours a term, to those who study all the time, to those who are subject to rhetor nOSO$, to those who have ., strikes," and to those who do not, but want them, to those who leave before school closes for a holiday and who fail to return on time, and to those who are /0(1 couscieniions to "bluff." By a unanimous vote the following officers were chosen: Grand High Bluffer-" Boss of the School," GILLIGAN. Keeper of the Classical Livery, PHILLIPS. Grand Custodian of Arms, DAY, Lover of the" Lasses," TAWES. Grand Parlor Bric-e-Brae. l\-iAv and V/EIGAND. Most Abject Spiritual Adviser, BARBER. The "Innocent One," i"fARION CLARE, Grand Emptier of Bottles, rI'IARTLAND. Supreme Chief of "Ideas," SCHAEFFER. Past Dancing Master, . NEFF. Sole Deputy of Stubbornness, HUNTER. Missionary to the Heathen .. HARRISON. Supreme Guardian of Sickness, . LANKF01{U. Past Belle of the School, \VOODALL. Chief Conductor to "Limbo," CLA1'KE. Past Master of .. Chest-Patting," MYERS. Illustrator of Vocal Kinetics, I\IcMul'RAN. "Dignified)' Director of Music, • COBEY. Grand High Chancellor of" Cheek," HOLT. Bpecial U Bonet'y" Members. CI{QCKET.SHREEVE, GLADHILL and NULL. "nonct'y" Mcmbere. The remainder of the ,. push." --1' 155 -s-.