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of the stydrohatic equintescence must obnubilitate th~ geniprophilitiveness by its puntracontal seravimilitude. Got ye, eh? S.- Well, I'm not so sure of that; for I've never looked at in the light you put it. But your nuncupative altiloquence contrasts remarkably with your previ- ous obmut escence and paucity of words. Your passionate parturience of cir- cumlocutory neoterisms is xerophagy for me, and makes me think you are pas- quinading me. No nincompoop of a ninnyhamrner can intimidate me. But remember that an acrid grandiloquence is usually detrimental to perspicuity. H.-Even so. S.-Harry, your obtuseness aggravates me beyond endurance; for your ortholpy and assonance is unorthodox. You are impuissant in the concatenation of ideas, and your words are only an onomatopoetic omniumgatberurn of unin- telligible phrases. Your head is cucurbitaceous, and though I've been appro- priating the most elucidating and unostentatious words I could command, I find you uterly incapable of sustaining an intelligible logomachy even in that sphere. The incommensurability of your pragmatism exposes you to prosodical inculpa- tion. . H.-Sa, ole wurnan, yu tawk tu yerself, mabe he kin tumble tu yer big wur- ruds. I'm off. 167