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FEATURES Thursday, February IO,2000-Page 9 Valentine's Horoscopes: Falling in LOVE with the future! CATHY PENDORF Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21) Leo (July 24 - Aug. 23) Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sep. 23) Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov. 22) SwJJWriter YourpracticaJ nature may bug your Your soul mate might be the one Aquarius (Jan. 21 • Feb. 19) friends during this Valentine's Day. watching you with the eyes of a Although you long for a perfect Being such romantic creatures, this Happy Birthday independent Don't be afraid (0 do something ro- lovesick giraffe, or that rabid ani- Valentine's forms. Day, it might come in is your season! Have a Love party Whether strange and go all out! Hire a band, cater- it's a ro- Waterbearers! Don't let the winter mantically bizarre: go to public mal that escaped from the zoo! weather drag you down. Remem- places, grab strangers, and mantic dinner in Glar or a Slug ers, and a petting zoo, and invite as Wrestling Marathon, as you can find! many Aquarians ber that it is the month ofluuuv and TANGO! The dance of love anything could be hiding behind the will loosen anyone up! you'll realize that as long Oh and "try to stay away from the next snowdrift! I as you're with someone small furry animals, they can get you care about, it almost vicious! Gemini (May 22 -June 21) Pisces (Feb. 20 • Mar. 20) Your double vision of ravioli doesn't matter. (Someone Poor fish in your frozen lakes! on a warm day is a sign of should wear a helmet Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) though, in case something Think of the bright side - when one good things to come. But un- accidentally goes flying at Hibernating until spring? is stuck under the ice, one is not their head.) Relax ..Jet the visions of green el- being eaten by bears! Wow ...can't ~~,t~:t s~~~~;!~~~~~~:=~~fjr-:!!.!~U'!F::.a~l~""""i~_i-I ephants dance in the sun. When you you just wait for spring?!?! to the luscious temptation of Libra (Sep. 24 - Oct. 23) get back from your trip you will be Pokemon cards! You' I! find that balance is refreshed and ready to tango! Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20) The love of your life may try to a little harder to achieve Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) this month, beware of slip- Your quest for love is similar to the sweep you off your feet for pery sidewalks! To keep squirrels looking for their lost nuts. Valentine's Day; maybe you should from falling, grab on to Ignore the frozen grounds, you're . remind them early that brooms aren't very romantic and dishing something you love, on not getting anywhere! One warm second thought, lets not be out for a vacuum may be better! exist in your head! day you will find your cashew in obscene-hold onto a tree. . that spring valley of buttercups! Classified '6'24 Mexico/Caribbean or Central America $229 r.t. Europe $169 o.w. Other world wide .destinations cheap. ONLY TERRORISTS GET YOU THERE CHEAPER! Book tickets on line www.airtech.com or (212)219-7000 ***ACf NOW' LAST CHANCE TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT FOR SPRING BREAKI _DISCOUNTS FOR 6 OR MORE! SOUTH PADRE, CANCUN, JAMAICA, BAHAMAS, ACAPULCO, FLORIDA & MARDI GRAS. REPS. NEEDED ...TRAVEL FREE. 800-838-8203/ cover your butt. WWW.LEISURETOURS.COM better yet, help cover your #1 Spring Break Vacations! Cancun, Jamaica, Bahamas, & Florida. Best Prices Guaranteed! Free [tuii:ionje Parties & Cover charges! Space is Limited! Book it Now! All major credit cards accepted! 1-800-234-7007 College can mean maneuvering through a lot of different things, but tuition payments www.endlesssummertours.com shouldn't be one of them. That's where Army ROTC comes in. Here, you'll develop GO OIRECf! We're the skills that'll last a lifetime. Meet friends you can count on. And have a shot at Amazon.com of Spring Break! tetk to an 'Army Rare advisor today, and find out #1 Internet-based company getting a 2- or 3-year scholarship. offering WHOLESALE pricing more about OUf scholarship proi(am. We.'ve got you cove~ed. by eliminating middlemen! We have the other companies begging for mercy! AR MY ROTC Unlike any other college Course you can take. ALL destinations. Guaranteed Lowest Price! 1-800-367-1252 www.springbreukdirect.ccm Adoption Devoted happily married couple wishes very much to adopt newborn. We will give your baby a warm loving home with strong family values and financial security. Medical and legal expenses paid. Call Visit Gill Gym or call 410-857-2720. Susan and Peter collect 410-336-0250