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PAGE FOUR The Gold Bug, Western Maryillad College, Wutminster, Md. LiI' Abner Military Appointments Denmark OK's Sadie DOGPATCH DEBUTANTE (Cont. from page 1, col. 2) (Cont. from page 2, col. 2) Hawkins Dance Co. "B"; 1st Lieut. Elder, Edwin W., days in Denmark. OUf visits to the Platoon Leader Co. "B"; 1st Lieut. Cooperative Association center, to the x (His Signature) ~:,11,~~;;l:!a~i~~::~~~~;ieB~e~~~~I ::l~;n:rt!:a~a~~~~i~~o~~n~n~a~~~ ald H., Platoon Leader Co. "D"; 1st I were interspersed with delightful and On account of the interwooer c'aint Lieut. Horan, Charles M., Platoon. relaxing revelations of the habits and rightly catch what ah means in plane english language with folks this side Leader Co. "D", . customs of the people. The most Non-commissioned officers are 0' the hills don't nohow ketch right, follows: Tech. Sergeant Triesler, as wonderful thing in Denmark, from one point of view, is Tivoli, one of the ah wuz ast to write this here. Henry C., Bn. Sergeant Major; Tech. most famous establishments of its Ah hain't got much to say, 'eept Sergeant Smith, Francis X., Bn. Sup- kind in EUrope. For about 14c one oh'd ruther go to thet Sadie Hawkins dance bettern bein a millyunaire and ply Sergeant; 1st Sergeant Banks" could enter the front gate. Without cent one ah betcha y'all wud ruther do the William M., 1st Sgt. Band; 1st Ser- the expenditure an of another evening of could entire geant Hahn, Robert W., 1st Sgt. Co. enjoy same. Dancin' must be lots of fun "A"; 1st Sergeant Holljes, Henry W., lights, fountains, and music. If one becuz lots of folks dances every day, 1st Sgt. Co. "B"; 1st Sergeant Grum- bought the program for a few cents, but-ah hev not hurd of lots of folks gitfin, to be millunaires every day so bine, Francis L., 1st Sgt. Co. "C": he could choose from the offerings of It kain't be much fun-whutevah it 1st Sergeant Impeciato, Victor J., 1st three of four orchestras, including a Sergeant Co. "D"; Each pro- Sgt. Lambert, small symphony orchestra. be. Robert 0., Platoon Sgt. Band; Ser- gram was divided into thirds so that On account we-una in Dogpatch geant Wiley, William R., Platoon Sgt. a listener might choose the portion of was the ones where Sadie Hawkins Co. "A"; Sergeant Adolph, William each concert which he preferred. The Day started, ah wishes to state that H., Platoon Sgt. Co. "A": Sergeant Danes truly love music and it is ai- yo Sadie Hawkins Dance is all right. Windsor, Guy F., Platoon Sgt. Co. most free to any who would come. 0' course you people hain't goin' to "B"; Sergeant Robinson, William C., perform no mart-yin like we-una has, Platoon Sgt. Co. "B"; Sergeant Lew- Denmark has its failings, as do all but ah figger that's fairer to us men- is, Thomas F., Platoon Sgt. Co. "C"; countries, but, as in a friend, one ov- folks anyhow. Sergeant Applegarth, Raymond, Pla- erlooks the minor faults for the sake Ah wants to tell y'all that fer this toon Sgt. Co. "C"; Sergeant Kable, of the shining virtues, so of Denmark dance they hain't spose to be no dates Max S., Platoon Sgt. Co. "D"; Ser- does one think as an ideal place to visit and live. made by the menfolks. The wimmin I geant Bills, Kenneth G., Platoon Sgt. get to do it. Tain't fittin' fer- anyone Co. "D": Sergeant Parks, William i Frat Sports ~?al~o;o~t:r~~::~ :~ef~:~:un~o~:;:~ ~~c~Ui~: c;~i~~"bo~e~~,~~t s~r:i::~ Dogpatch. Sumner, Cleft' 0., Guide Co. "B"; (Cont. from page 3, col. 2) Ef'n a female woman gives a male Sergeant Sturm, William C., Guide man a Sadie Hawkins summons he Co. "B": Sergeant Hawkins, Ralph point by snagging a pass over the hez go-t to go with her to this heah G., Guide Co. "C"; Sergeant Dersch, goal line. dance and thcy hain't gcnna be no Earl C., Guide Co. "C": Sergeant In the second half', the ultimate into Bachelor pushed Guide Co. "D"; crawlin' out frum onder. Jones, William R., Stewart B., Com- winners again were stopped on the Eckers, Sergeant but territory, Tickets is 25c fo two-Land 15c fo one-s-either male or female. we-una pany "A": Sergeant Hauff Gordon five-yard line. The Preachers lost the Knepp, Sergeant is givin' both old maids and bachelors W., Color Guard; Guard; Sergeant ball on downs and when Tus Apple- Lester to punt from behind attempted Color J., garth a chance. But thet hain't all this Dennis, William H., Color the goal line, Tom Arthur broke dance is Io. we-ens is a goin' to give Sergeant Rouse, 'Joseph H., Bearer j through tackle and blocked the kick. Color all the profits to some charity club to help pc folks at Thanksginin' time. Bearer: Sergeant Lippy, Elmer C., Marbury Linton recovered and gave Color Bearer. the Preachers a 13-7 lead. Honeman's pass to Will Prentiss was good f01" Soccer Pall.Results the extra point. The climax Here is Miss Sadie Hawkins shown in one of her latest poses. It should day and after game came last Tues- a nip and tuck battle, (Cont. from page 3, col. 5) be noted that Miss Hawkins possesses the rare beauty peculiar to the hill- (Cont. from page 1, col. 4) the Preachers eked out a 7-6 victory Terrors stormed the hosts' goal but billy country of the South. Not so many people would favor over the Gamma Bets. could not break the existing knot. This is the picture of a girl who lived at the turn of the century: a dear, war by the United States if a coun- In tomorrow's engagement at Tow- sweet, unsophisticated product of the age of Victoria. A native of Dogpatch, try in the western hemisphere were son, the Terrors will meet their a romantic village of the aristocratic south, she wears a white satin evening attacked. 46% of the men and 400'" strongest rival of the season and will dress, with no suspenders, a hair-up hair-do, a string of beads, and a charming of the women said "yes" to this ques- be out to avenge last year's 3-0 de- smile. One glance will show where many of our current fashions come from. tion. Acknowledgment feat. Victories over Frostburg and And can't you catch the whimsical humor shining from her sweetly crossed Violation of our maritime rights, Infonuation, cartoons, etc., Blue Ridge and ties with Salisbury eyes? Just look at them cross! Sure, go ahead. And look at her nose-- such as the sinking of ships which concerning Sadie Hawkins Day and Virginia are an indication of the her naively tilted nose. Look at her mouth. Not a horse this side of Dog- stirred up a great deal of feeling dur- were obtained from the United defending champions' strength, who patch can boast of such kissable lips. We could go on for hours elaborating ing the last war, would not be con- Feature Syndicate, New York ~i~v:t ~~:trt~~t one game. in their last , ~:r h:~e~::.aralleled charms-her delicate, shell-pink ears, and the freckles on sidered sufficient reason to fight by City. 65% of the students. HISTORY OF SADIE HAWKINS DAY Boys and Girls Don't Miss The SADIE HAWKINSDANCE Saturday, November 4 7 to 10 Admission • Blanche Ward Gym Couple 25c • Music by KIDD CAP Stag 15c • BOTH BOY AND GIRL STAGS CAN COME