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Page FonT The Gold Bug, Western Maryland College, Westminster, Md. WHAT SO:MEOF LAST YEAR'S MAJOR DUTIES OF FOOTBALL FRESHMAN FOIBLES "JOHN" SENIORS ARE DOING OFFICIALS 1st Huouunnte-c-Hey throw me BOUIe Very courteous Men~ REVER-BE- of Uwt Ever ready A~hbutne-1]'(l.dicnl school. His posifion is back of the tcnm in 2nd Hoonnnnte-c-Thla isn't ehowiug E i-rorless attention Bennl'tt~Busint"'~ Ill, Salisbury. pcsaesston of the ball. gum. It's" j)u~k of safety razor Right style Bowers-c-T'heolcglcul $emill~ry. His i1eci~io!\g arc final and his ever- blndesy but Jtcru younre. Hair cutting Burdette-c-Teaebing at Rockville 11. sight of the g,lln(l is unlimited. Also s, Hu may consult with other cmetnte Tom VB. Dean ByhlUu-Prin6pnl of 'I'nucytown n. before illSuing pClllllty. One Frosh Girl: all, Tom smiled lit R IlZ0rs honed Tonics s. He sees t1Hlt the ball is properly plne- me! D"y~Tcnl'hing nt. Littlestown, Fa ed ill play nud is always sure thnt all The Other Fresh Girl: I don't cure The Only Barber and Bobber at Dinkl('-Th~(llugic"l Seminary. is in reudiuesa. fOI' all tho 'fOUl'S in the world so long the Forks }':lrI'er~Priucip(ll of Hooper's Iatnnd as the Dean knows I exist. IL S. UMPrnE- Feddenmn-e-T'enching at Tacoma HiS position is back of the team Park. wit.hout the ball. Yes, and Theil Some! Garrett-c-Iuat rucfnr nt Tome School. He is the Referee's chief counsel. An Enger }'rOSh Girl: Bay, Anlle, Sharrer, Gorsuch & Starr Grace-Arn\)". He uaoa u horn in signnling a detect- ",hilt do YOLido besides pillY beaket Huwkins~I)\'il1("ipnl of WiJ\field II. cd tout but the Referee's whistle ballt Is it Btudeut Government or e. alone stops play. something' Helwlg-c-Teucblug !It Sykesl'illc ll. 8. He i~ a timekeeper, detector or fonla The Newest and Best Clothing JohnSOIl~TCH~lring :It Cntcnsvjllc H. n nd positions of both aides. Paddling Again? s. Cop: Whot'~ in thnt auaplcloua- nnd Pnmishings. Renniy-e-Theologienl Seminary. LINE-Sl\fAN- lookiug p:l(:kago1 RichardsOll-'I'raveling. Jlispositiou is to the aide of both }'rosh Boy: Lumps of sugnr for my Goods for Young Men. l~i"hter-Pri\ldpnl of Hnrt-lugtcn H. teama. lTe uotee Yllr(]age gn.ine(l, s. where bnll goes "out of bounds." Cop: in the other one! Bhower-c-Lnmber business. lie ;).180notes nil off·sille plays wi!.1,· Fresh And Lumps of sugar for Illy Boy: Stewart-Student of Accounting, N. in his vision as well as plilyers' poai- Y. tions. Cop (ueiug club): 'VeIl, hero's un- Stcueaifer-c-T'encher at IbndaLlstown FIELD JUDGE- other 1(lIllpforyour eocotl. EAT-A-PLATE-A-OAV IT. S. Veasey-Busiucss. His position is nlao to the si(le of W~lrd-Stui1eut of Acconnting, N. Y. bolh t.eams, but opposite frolll the W. W. MEETS NEUM~t41 W'engly-l'rulcipnl of Savage II. S. Head T~inesm:1n. TTe Ilot~s po~session of fumbled ball W. \V.'s first meeting for this year Women-- nud is oflicinl timer for the g~mc. He II"US intended tfl be II "get·together" ICE CREAM Owing to The inclcmeu Baker-'l"enching nt Glen Burnie. is IlH obserl"er ~)l(l llO\L1lsellor hrcakfn$t. hike. wenther, howel'er, thi$ wa~ the of t)' 13ell~hley-Tellching nt Thurmont. OffiCials at Gettysbnrg Last Saturday On Fridny aft.ernoon, the BCllson-'l'eac:J,illg at Sykesville. Benson, Gladys-Teaching at Ilock- RefQrec.. ..1~. Crai;g, Penn State villf'. Umpire ... E. R. Wingnrcl, Su~quehaunu r,\rlll wlH're th~.r "Bloehcr-'Jcu(·hing "t Plells,mt Val- Head Lillesman ... W. Green, Michigan ],:\cl tIle usual lllen\] of "dogs" nntl ley. Brt'r"'e rcturnil\g Zile-Neuman Co. Dcffenl\augh-'1'cnching at Western· roll~. gll\'e II !lUlnber()f"pep]1y"songs yells. port. DO IT NOW! Dr)"dcll-'I'enching at Snlisbury. 1)0 ~'O\I wnnt to know the trul,h about THE NEW IDEA CLOTHING Westminster, Md, "'~outz-'l'cllChillg "t West End School, "'rel"Tor"footb:lll WestmiuHter. aquU!] c,'er wore the gn'on am1 AND SHOE STORE Hockensmith-Touching at Chnrles gold' Do you wllnt to live over lignin Jacob M. Ephraim, Prop. Carroll School. the most memorable of your days in 'Westminstel' Mt. Ail'Y ;Joncs-'l'cnehing nt Oc:efLllCity. eolloge9 Brunswick Taneytown Westminster's Lawyn-'l'eaching ;it "M:lllehestcr. .Tust fill il\ the bl:1llk below, Sykesville Littlestown ClleiOS' Lellderking-Ten~hing nt Millers,·illc. iug two dollnrs in Cllrrcnr,y, anrl YO(i See Us First and Save Long-Tel!chiug nt Hagcrstown. week Throughout the Cut Rate Store lIkWillialUs-Tcaching at Wcstmitl- will rccei\"C ench SAM COHEN ('ollege .I'e(ll· 1926·J027 a copy of the ~ter. ofli~ial \Ve~t.ern 1>lnl'ylnntl College 59 w. Main Street Mllrker-Teaching at Ghur"h Strect newspnper, "The Gold Bug." PHONE 21-J. TAILOR S~hool, f'roderi~k. Yon will finrl "The GoloJ Bng" this The "Prcssingest" llfan in '1'OWII Klee Apartments Massey-Teaching at Lisbon. .,'onr II Wcst.Hn Mllrybnd news· CARROLL A. ROYER, Representative Moore-Tca~hiLlg at Sidisbury. paper, ouly ~\l~h news (IS Suits Cleaned and I'L'essed Otto_Teaehiug nt Glen Burnie. will he of intcr~st to Western Special Prices to College Student'! Prit.chnrd-Teauhing nt Westernport. M:lrylallrl stUllcnts nlumni. 'rILe The Right Store On The niee-Teaehiug ut lilt. S'!I'uge. present. "Gold nnp:" >lnd stnff is dctl'Tlllin Wrong Side Of The Street 80mordlle-'1'etlching at WeHTernport. eil to preseut :lll :Hcurate pidu\'e ~l' Westminster Hardware Co. Stubbs-Tellchillg at ']'rllq's H. So life on ~ollep:l' lLill in its nhicf pil:1ges. Sullil'un-Tenehing 'It liompst.ellcl. .Tobhel"S and" Retail Dealers in '1'nrner-Personnl work Ht llochsehih.l TILl' Olcehlll\ieill \VOr]l on the papr!" hn~ General Hardware ill the hnntls of one rce~l1tly beell put Kolm's, B,\ItimQrc. Want1.-Student,Pc"body Conserva- (If the most emeicllt printing companies GET OUR PRICES in M~rybnd. tor.". '\"hnlcy-Tea~hi)lg lit Salisbury. Tn order tlmt you l1In_rreCeil"e II tOp.Y Heating and Plumbing Systems of next wCek'~ i~sne, I\J:I'y we snggest Installed Face Powders, tl111tyou reply immc.]intl'ly! lo'reshman-"rrofl'SSOr, is it ever SU"BSORlP'rrO~ BLANK (Estimates Furnished) Talcum Powders, po.~sible to take th~ great.i'r frum the (f'ill out Coupon :lnd lornil) Patented Remedies, Gold Bug, \Vestern M.'lrylnnd Collcg<1', l>rofc~sor-"'l'hne is pretJ.y l'h~~ ap· \Vl'~t,lllinst~r, lIfnr."I.'\llil. U. W. MILLER Creams, proud! to it whell you take the con~eit :E\\closed fiud $2.00 for Cleaner and Dyer out or Il Fresllnilln." Toilet Articles, to Gold Bug fOJ" the eollcge yenr Work Dono by Prosperity J'IJethod 1927. Priees: Pills, Tablets Bright Boys! I. Q. 250'1 Gent's Suits Steamed nne1 Prened, Questions on phyehologielll examina· 35e; Gent's Suits Cleaned lind Pre~sed, tion: $1.00; Ladies' CoMs lind One·picee 1. "Wh;lt is tl. groundhog'" (Street) Dresses Chemie/l.l1y Cleflnerl (llld Press· Sodas Cigars Superior }'rosh: "SauslIge.', cd, $1.25. All work called. for Rud 2. "What is the chomieal nilme of delivered. Cigarettes 13c pk. or 2 for 25c leather'" (City nud State) ALBERT "ABE" TOZZI, 'Moron: "Oxhidcof beef." Do It Nowl College Representative CALL IN