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"Why were you looking at it?" 1 responded, trying to sound as
tough and manly as possible. "You gay or something?"

"Fuck you McCallister!" came the reedy, whistle-pitched voice
of Todd Reynolds, who was gay, and unlike Troy Davis had never made
a comment about another guy's penis while in the locker room.

"Nah Billy, I'm not gay.Your dick was just sitting there;'
replied Davis.

Like a turtle poking out of it's shell, Ithought, embarrassed in
knowing that Iregularly thought of my penis in exactly such a way.

"Big fucking deal, Troy. I'd bet you're not much bigger."

"Yeah, don't count on it;' Troy responded, snidely. "Baby-
Dick."

Baby-Dick McCallister.

Baby-Dick McCallister's the name, don't wear it out.

And now, Baby-Dick McCallister will perform a feat of daring
for the enraptured crowd. Wearing nothing but an ill-fitting pair of box-
er shorts, the world-famous Baby-Dick McCallister will high-dive into
a bucket of anxiety and despair, from five hundred feet off the ground!
Don't miss this incredible spectacle, this breath-taking display of abject
cowardice and the utter uselessness of this puny, worthless little man!

"Take it easy on Billy,will ya? Some women like smaller dicks,"
said Mitch Phelps, the perennial hipster and noted devil's advocate. He
was wriggling out of a very ragged Pavement t-shirt and the skeletal
figure beneath it was pale enough to be capable of causing blindness.

"Yeah, midget chicks can't handle anything bigger. You've got
a chance with some midgets, Billy-Boy!" opened up the painfully short,
orange-haired Ryan Jackson from the other side of the locker room.

"Nah dude, Ithink McCallister's more interested in little kids.
They're still tight enough for him;' came the struggling gasp of Bobby
Dyer, the fat fuck on the other end of the row. Stupid piece of shit.

"Don't you guys think this is all a little stupid?" 1 asked. "I
mean, we're not in fucking grade school. So what if I'm not as well-hung
as some of you? Grow up."

"That's what she said;' one of the boys interjected, obviously

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