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Television:
The Oddities of ''The Boob Tube"

"I've fallen and I can't get up" Stretch their underwear's
Clap on your lights, Mrs. Fletcher waistband
You lazy, remote wielding fool A cartoon rabbit starves
Get your fat derriere out of bed Because Trix isfor kids
Turn off your television Chia Pets sproutfur of green
The static filled box Housewives worship
A battalion of one-dimensional the Dirt Devil
beings Timex takes a licking,
March across the stage keeps on ticking
A stage of glass tubes and wire A pink hare
Massengill is a gift from God Faces your screen
See the sun after the rain Pounding out his monotonous
Nytol will help you get your zs symphony
As you sleep Remington shaves as close as a
You dream of power blade
Power portrayed by paid players Or your money back
Smiling as they chew their gum With a baby-smooth face
Smiling about their yeast infection You gulp your Pepsi
Is your coffee really fresh-brewed? You've got the right one baby,
Uh-huh

Adam Kline

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