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Chewing our cud: What's a biological happening? When the herd doubles in less than a month ... and no bull! We were happy to Phi Alpha Mu welcome Elderdice and Starner into the group-more Gamma Baits! And we wonder how many pledge pins were stuck into Homecoming mums? A calf for a week, but a cow forever! After establishing ourselves as active members of the I.S.C., we convinced Dean Laidlaw our formal really was scheduled. Then the weddings began as Phi Alphs prove they really do get married ... eventually. The Gamma Betes are our brothers, but the Preachers are our lovers? Yet the formal produced an array of stately studs from every fraternity for our "cuddly" cows. That shows Phi Alph love of variety ... or something! The slumber party gave Phi Alphs a chance to see Santa in action-Merry Christmas, Tree! And, of course, flAw stuffies" awards were popular gifts all year long! (No, Frosh, it's not Fye Elf and the Gamma Bete clubroom. isn't at Lee's). Our banquet featured whiskey sour punch a la Scotty, ice cream, and "No, Mrs. Earll, we won't go serenading afterwards." What's an Orph, a disease? Who needs couches, we only need pillows! A new slogan and Phi Alph of the weak awards emerged along with nosy, newsy Nancy who ruined Phi Alph reputations. Phi Alpha Mu sponsored a success. TREASURER: Chris Kazmer ful clothing drive, charmed Gamma Bete smokers, and SECRETARY: Robbie Robbins spring brought a Hinge Easter Egg Hunt and some way-out VICE PRESIDENT: Pat Vandrey "trips." As for our year, we can truly say, "All clouds PRESIDENT: Chris Kauffman have vanished, and skies have been blue, in PhiAlpha Mu." 146