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roving disposition. He delights to stroll over the country. and frequently can be seen plodding his way along a road the directors of which were reported to have considered at one time the advisability of charging him toll for the unusual heavy wear on the road. The direction in which he is ac- customed to walk is the outcome of an attempt on his part to demonstrate that he was impervious to the charms of womankind. Twice has he uncondi- tionally surrendered, and now he is as meek as a lamb, so meek that certain young ladies of the town have shown a desire to have him for a pet. "Dash" is a foot ball player, and as such has an enviable record. His speed and" dash" have made him a valuable man, for many times have his opponents caught a glimpse of a curly head "dashing" over the gridiron. His cross-country training is the secret of his success. The enthusiasm displayed by his mates at the beginning and end of each ramble shows how well his efforts are appreciated. Fortune has been gracious to Beulah Williams Day. She did not make her appearance as a member of the class until late in the Sophomore year. At the close of the Junior year, she bade fare- well to ali, intent upon the purpose of foregoing the pleasures of college life, but she returned to graduate as the sole devotee of science among the ., contrary" sex. She alone has had the courage to bruise the tender flower. wield the knife, or endanger her life in the chemical laboratory. Strange to relate, she is especially fond of mathematics, which she uses to solve alJ perplexing problems; especially is this true of her love affairs. By this she determined upon which one of two Juniors she should lavish her affections. She proved that B was a mean proportional between A and C, and that D was a common factor to all, not only to her own, but to the satisfaction of one of these Juniors. This was proved by suspending a figure on a porch by a hammock, and then circumscribing it by an arm which was not glass. The results were equallizetl by smoking a pipe of peace belonging to one, and giv- ing the other a ginger cake. There is one, however, who believes that her affections are directly under divine control, for he prayed that they be given to him. .....+ 40 +-