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«rhoa Pig!!! III far off days rnowrecall, A menagerie broke loose ~he great mu When reigned McKinley, Could not emtr so strange a sound There enure to saiutly Senior Hall As came from Doctor Turner's room; A man with hair cropped quite thinly, The boys alt quickly gathered round Harold James Turuer , ifyOll please, "Whoa Pig! Whoa Pig l !" the doctor cried, A. 1'11., A, n.. and I'll. D. In accents desperate and wild; " I am from Hopkins, genllemen !" Then cal.neaclash, a fearful crash, He was indeed a prodigy.' To which the Delnge lIlight seem mild. But to return unto the tale Tables and desks and furniture, Whieh 1 indeed wish to relate-c." Of any sort and every kind, It was a cold November night, Seemed to the boys outside the door The lillie was waxiug sorely late. A common rendevous to fiud. And in the hall recalled above The Senior. boys were gathered round; A ~~~ek~~~;~~;st~a~~~a~~:th, But nowhere l1l his rOOm or out Could not make near the noise that was Was Dr. Tnrner to be found. Produced by the Pirr-Tllnlcr Act " W.here is he?" "'ils the question asked And after all the tumult ceased, By all the boys both large and small ; And when the storm's great work was done, I'or'twasiudeed a strange event And the debris was cleared awuy, . That doctor should be off the hall. A search to find the cause begun Later and Inter grew the time, The doctor opened then his door, Until at last his lordship came. . Th' expectant. throng of students surged, The boys they heard him enter his ]'00111, And looked and laughed aud H.len gave ,~a)' And-well now heed (] deed of faille! As the cause of all emerged-It was a pig -+ 32 +-