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October 6, 1988/Western Maryland College/Page 7 Terrors fall to Muhlenberg GET YOUR DAILY DOSE of the MEN of WMC, all year round! By Bill Desciak ********************************************* Buy your limited edition "1989 Men OfWMC Calendar" The WMC football team for ~ or $8 when they arrive!! picked-orr its rust win of the year 'Make checks payable to the fHillllilX· by trouncing Ursinus 33-15 on the *Deadline for order is Friday, October 28, 1988. road, only to drop a 24-14 dogfight here on the Hil11ast week. In the first halfat Ursinus, the SWAMI TOMMY'S Metaphysical Information Service Green Terrorsrode the foot or place For informative message call Swami Tommy: 301·898·5180 kicker Buck Hartzell to give WMC a 13-9 halftime lead. In the second Natal Chart with Report half the Terrors got things going Daily Transit Report behind the bread and butter scoring Relationship Comparison Report tandem of Quarterback Mike. Sexual Profile Report Hamm and freshman sensation Numerology Report Eric Free.s. Frees ra~ for his second Senior Wide-receiver Matt Doner (349 yds.-214 yds.), and Biorhythm Repon consecuuve 100 yard game, a feat scored the other TD on a 29 yard interceptions (7-3, 116yds.- I-Ching that hasn't been reached by a reception from Hamm. 4Syds.). The key to success for the Western Maryland running back Even though the Terrors Terrors is by no means a matter of ~.p,~i,~ate~o:'~G~m~"~c~o~n~,"~lta~ti~on~s;;'2~0+~pe~,,~o~na~IR~e~~~:::~ talent, they have that and plenty of • since the early 1970's. dropped to 1-3 (1-2 in Conference it The key fora successful season RESEARCH PAPE·RS The Green Machine was play); they have only been slowed down the following week ourscored by a total of 3 points in seems to be a matter of gelling the due to a 24-14 setback to their4 game stretch, outscoring the players used to the ideaof winning. Centennial powerhouse opposition in every quarter but the I know they can win, Sprague 16,278to choose from -all subjects Muhlenburg. Frees was held tojust second. The Terrors have beaten knowstheycanwin,thequestionis, Order Catalog Today with Visa/Me or COO 44 yards, while scoring one of their opponents on the whole in 800-351-0222 :WMC's touchdowns of the game. touchdowns (9-8), kick-off returns ~~~~e~::;:s~n win? Let's In Calif. (213)477-8226 Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Assistance _____ Bill Desciak ---------------- 11322 IdahOAve. #206-SN, Los Angeles, CA 90025 Billy D picks Miami, Jets Custom research also available-all levels Hey there sports fans! Sorry I On the other side of the fence, darts? Dale would love that! The missed you last time but I'm back New York will have even an easier Dame will be in the top three by the for my final. year of being time of it. The Dodgers pitching end of the month. incredibly accurate in the world of won't be able to cool off the white In theprosCincylooks like the sporting outcomes. Now that I've hot bats of the Mets as New York Saints of '88, beating the Raiders puta chip on your shoulder, here's takes it in 5. with ease. Still I'll take theJets and what I've got So Boston OK, Capt Fitz, so Notre Dame the points. The Pittsburgh running and backs need some stick'em, pulled it off, big deal. They literally looks tough, but that's only Phoenix is about as predictable as L_ _::~~~=::======:::::::~=---_j backed into the playoffs begging because they have someone from for someone to take the AL East my hometown running the flats. the weather! One week they're on, -, the next week they're out to lunch ...- away from them. But the sands of Raghib Ismail, along with the rest .................................. time were with the Sox and they of the starting offense, has shed his My picks for next week: Miami won, ugly. For all of you Boston underclassmen nerves and is by lOovertheRaiders, theJets will : ADOPTION : fans coming out the woodwork, playing with the composure of an pop Cincinnati's bubble by 5 in don't plan on staying out for long. upperclassman. QB Tony Rice The Sox will win once at home and throws darts to improve his ;:~::'~t~:s:;;.T~:!~YOu~:i~~~~~a~~U:~~~~:~:~:r~~;~~~~~i~~;'-~! ~ once in Oakland, the rest will be passing, and it works! How about • can assist with medical and legal expenses. : like my third grade report card, all it, Mike Hamm, meet me down at do about it in the next edition (Billy A's. SorryGraveyand Convict.the Champs next Friday night for a D. Box 1282). Until next time! : Call Mary and Matt collect: : party's over! couple of beers and a game of • .................................. : (301) 340- 9232 Women's soccer ends month 5-2 is keeping the team free of By Steve Harlan injuries," also stated Weyers. The Fitzgerald's team had 3 injured players at the Carriage House Liquors Women's soccer closed the end of the month. month of September with a shutout The Terrorsareled by captains of Catholic to move its record to 5- Michelle Meehan and Colleen 'At the Forks' 2. Goals in the 3-0 win over Dolan. Coach Weyers said she had Catholic were scored by forwards a pair of "excellent goalkeepers,' 113 W. Main St., Westminster Lori Clow and Michelle Meehan, freshmen Claudia Henemyre and and midfielder Jenny Flynn. Shelly Stepler. Each keeper plays Assists on two of the goals were half a game. specials this month ... made by Jenny Flynn and Arnye After the first three games, the Walker. leading scorers for the Women tlCoors, Coors Lite & Extra Gold $11.39/case Coach Joan Weyers stated that coordination right now." were senior Meehan and junior tlHeineken 12 pk. $8.49 she feels the team has "nice Coach Weyers is hoping that Lori Clow. Meehan had5 goals and players. They are upgraded this the team wHIleam to work together 3 assists, and Clow had 3 goals and tlSebastiani Wines (750 ml) 2/ $8.99 year but mainly we are working on to play safely. "Our main concern 3 assists.