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December 3, 1987/Western Maryland College/Page 5 60 Seconds ·on Campus If you were president of WMC, what changes would you make? I would fire the 'entire I would make living I would chanqe the I would change the I would allow the fra- Student Accounts of- conditions better, es- policy on hall parties. cafeteria service, be- ternities and sorori- fice. pecially in the older They are a major part cause the way to a ties to live in houses. dorms. of social life. What student's heart is are the students sup- through his stomach. posed to do now? Mark Gedney Jenny Searing Lisa Cantlie Zina Johnson Mary Neil Corcoran I _ Jonathan Slade Shop talk: What people really want for Christmas I can still burp and taste ";;the special woman in your life." .J And just for the record, I turkey, and somebody just asked In fact, she'll probably lose them l. • ~ wouldn't think any less of me how my Christmas shopping in the carpet and vacuum them up somebody who sent me money is going. within the month. But if you for Christmas. In fact, for fifty Christ! (I suppose that's the give her something large--like a dollars, I'll think very highly of ........... appropriate exclamation here.) lamp shade for the living room or ........... them. For a hundred, they're Are there really people out there a decorative mailbox-she (and the ........... family. ' whose lives arc so .dull that they neighbors) will be constantly •• ':':'::.!.!!. •• l One final note: Don't believe start worrying about the holidays reminded of your "good anyone who gives you that 01' three months in advance'! sentiments." And these items arc line. "It's the thought that Not me. I've got to usc up all harder to lose, too. Come on, counts." If thought was all that these "Wishing You A Belated how many times have you counted, the justice department Merry Christmas" cards, $0 I accidently vacuumed up your Now, if you're really stuck rabid mothers. The hard-core wouldn't be prosecuting people usually don't begin to think about mailbox? and don't know what to get Christmas crowd seems to believe -who thought they paid their it until I find dead pine trees in I've
