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November 12, 1987/Western Maryland College/Page 5 60 Seconds on Campus What is your favorite social activity on campus? Forum Parties. I like Dances. Since we Sundays of Note. It is None. That is why I Theater. As an actor, the music; it's good to can't go to floor something that is movedoff campus. I enjoy the vital dance to. parties anymore, the really unique,. espe- interaction between dances are the only cially something like ..the players, and the placeto go. Harvey Griffin, the audience. jazz harpist. l"eeSpector wailace HenryIII WendyWilson -Ron Fefguson Jeff Kirkwood Travelers need 'training' Billy D. examines Put any college college qridders, NFL There are three ways to get mat his out-ot-town honey was out to be more like a meat tube from point A to point B. A being female. crunch bar. Anywhere in Carroll County and Wrong. I'd forgotten that dining hall on wheels and you've B being Boston. You could take Philly's the City of Brotherly got comparable food quality. continued from page 2 . a flight, a road trip, or a train Love. Amtrak, however, won't allow Now, I've never had anything And men there was the time you lO sleep. National law made my ears ring. And the against airlines except for the fact the power went out to the train prohibits any sort of. comfort on biggest upset in my mind, that they leave the ground. And if during a lightning storm near trains, and the government has Detroit's 27-17 thrashing of you drive, you have to put up New York City. Here we were specifically designed seats so that Dallas. The choke of the week . with SAAB-owning speed freaks, perched silently on a trestle at passengers will slip down into award? I'll give it to the Colt's comatose Test stop cashiers, and least a hundred feet above a fetal positions that destroy the new million-dollar man Eric three hours of New Jersey landfill (or maybe it was Newark, lower back. Still, I usually spend Dickerson who completely blew I don't know), and some guy half of my time trying to put my the game on a one yard fumble. So, when I go to Boston to decides he wants to disembark. feet up on the seat in from.of me, Nice life Dickerson,get a grip. visit friends, I usually take As Amtrak officials scrambled to in a futile aucmpt to get Amtrak. It costs a little more grab the confused man to wrestle comfortable. The other half of < On the Division I College than just driving up, but you get him back into his seat, this my time I spend being annoyed at level, Oklahoma and Nebraska to meet all kinds of wackos which woman passenger shouts after the idiot behind me who has the stayed unbeaten at 9-0 with a more than makes up for the him: "He forgot his luggage." nerve to try to put his feet up on couple of lopsided victories,~ did difference in price. Never travel with your wife. my seal Miami (7-0) and Syracuse!(9-0). Usually, I get to ride next to What docs this all mean? Look for Syracuse to sJide into some "dude" who smelIs like a Watching weirdos, though, Who knows. Maybe man wastes the top five and then some more malfunctioningcatalytic converter wears thin after a while, and- too much time running from one the following week as they beat . and blares the same L. L. Cool J. eventually you've got to find place to another, dashing about on up on a respectable Boston tape on his Walkman for the other ways to entertain yourself trivial deeds, writing newspaper College team. As for you the last score of the game on the entire trip. during long trips. columns that have no point (with Maryland fans, go wake up and extra point run, thanks to a It could be worse, I suppose. For instance: Ever tried using the possible exception of point A smell the coffee, not only did you stunning block by an unknown He could smell like Jersey and a urinal in a moving vehicle? and point B). lose to Penn State, but you'll Bete wide-receiver. The Bachelor be listening to Muzak, Okay, I realize that most women If I was' forced, though, JO continue to do so through the rest in question is recovering nicely. Once, though, I sat beside this don't get into this sort of sport, choose one method of long- of the 1900's. Cart Sandstrom had an impressive man who, from Philadelphia to but for men there's a real distance transportation above all And finally jn the wide world seven sacks, and Nick McCaughy New York, insisted on telling me challenge here-son of like trying others, I guess I'd have to pick of intramurals. the bad boys of had an interception as the Beres how he cheated on his wife to win a wine glass in a May Fair Amtrak. Maybe this sounds Gamma Beta Chi sunk the wound up their season with a 7-0 everytime he went to nickel toss. strange, but deep down I actually Bachelors rj-naca. The scoring mark, outscoring their opponents Pennsylvania. Of course, me Or maybe you can kill a few feel some sort of kindred spirit consisted of a Ken Brignal pass to by an unheard of 115-6 margin. being raised in' minutes by visiting the cafe car with trains. Chris Dolch and another one to Next on the list, hoops. Leave-it-to-Beaverville Carroll and trying one of those It's so easy for both of us to John McDonnell. Tom Krach had Until next time... County, I~utomatieally~umed_.micr{)wav.ed.hot.-dogs which-turns '--getoff track. L-- -t--' _J