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Refugee rhetoric Return of the fly Tim Windsor You can seethe strangest things if you just take the time to look... A few days ago, I was sitting in the pub, munching absent. mindedly on a cheeseburger when I caught some frantic movement out of the corner of my eye. Tur- ning, I saw one of WMC's more respected faculty members waving his arms wildly about his head and muttering menacingly to himself. I was about to chalk it up to another case of mental br-eak- down when I saw it: a little black speck of pure annoyance. That Is, the common housefly. This particular fly was out to get a free runch-the professor's. First, it would spin around his heada few times, buzz his nose then, at just the perfect moment, it would lock back .its wings and dlve-bcrnb info a blob of ketchup on.the edgeof the plate. The harder the professor swatted at it, the more it came at him, always keeping out of reach. Of course, by this time our once gentle acedemlc-tvpe was out for blood. He pushed his chair back from the table, rolled up a Boxer short briefs magazine and waited, his eyeswild In the political ring... with anticipation. The unwitting fly, lulled by the seemingly calm Jay Holtzman landing zone, swooped in for another bite. food, and during that time, their Scrimshaw hair and noses are practically In The Western Maryland College series continues its the food. On their way out of the foreign film cafeteria, they move at a fast pace fall program on Thursday, Oct. 9, Dear Editor, with their hair swinging back and at 8:00 p.m. in the Decker College In the September 18 issue of forth, which is an excellent way to Editor in Chief. . Bill Byrne Scrimshaw, there appeared an have hair falling and landing enter Forum with a showing of Managing Editor ...........•..•............. SueFrost article titled "It sure isn't Mom's" anywhere, evenon their plates. Federico Fellini's "La Strada" BusinessManager Russell Johnson by Tim Streett. In the article, he Therefore, after having rn. (The Road). referred to several things, one convenienced us as workers, and Photography Editor. . . Adam Wright being hair In the apple sauce. believe me it is an inconvenience, The fllm chronicles the lives of NewsEditor. . . Keith L. Arnold r am a cafeteria worker, whl) at the problem Isstilt here, but now It hree performers; a brutish strong Sports Editor. . Meredith Rankin all times, tried to keep my hair Istheirs r.an (Anthony Quinn), his fragile Feature Editor. . . Robert Holt combed neatly and sprayed Sincerely, assistant (Giulietts Masina), and i'I ScienceEditor. . . Terry Dom heavily with hair spray soas fo not JoanRugemer mercurial clown (Richard Advisor. . . DaveCleveland have It failing In the food that I Cafeteria Worker Basehart). It begins with the Ad Manager. . Sherri Llnkoff Cafeteria Ad Layout. . Janet Trainor ~~;;~n~ tt~ f~t~~~~~. ~a~rmd:: purchase of the heroine by the Layout. . . Mimi Griffin, Karen Street get Into food, but I dowant to make Typist. . . Mimi Griffin, Pam OINen it clear that now even though Mrs. Dear Editor, ~~~~g t~:yn j~nh~Pc:~~~v::s n~~t; Distribution Manager . . LesMartin MacDonald has forced the cooksto I'd I ike to express my thanks.to Rome, the clown breaks the pat. wear hats and the cafeteria Mrs. MacDonald for her In- tern of their existence and tragedy Scrimshaw I. a student newspa,:.er published by the stu""n~ of Western workers to wear hair nets, the novation concerning the new begins. MarylandCollo-ge. The edHorlal. are lhe opinion af the editor. All other oplniDtl f$ _problem will still not besolved. dishes recently served in the theoplnionofthewcileralone When a student flnds a hair on cafeteria: the sub buffet, Sunday .Filled wif~ the. gli~er and ta~; Scrlmsh;;."" welcomes and "",coorages diver'€! opinions, "nd prevlde. room for his or her plate now, he or she ~o~~ng\1ri~~:t;~m~ t~e~e~~~~ ~;ShaOfrZ.~~il;!~~:~~ o~a~~~i~~'S opJ)OSi"!lvlewpoint •. lfyoudesireiebepublishe